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   Fred Hall to All   
   Re: "I'd better haul my ass on out of he   
   05 Jan 05 21:59:45   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.fan.madonna   
   XPost: alt.fucknozzles, alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: fkhall@databasix.com   
      
   On Wed, 5 Jan 2005 05:08:59 -0600, TheShadowBoxer@webtv.net (Golem   
   v2.0) wrote:   
      
   >   
   >From: fkhall@databasix.com   
   >   
   >   
   >>>>> Roofshadow had high hopes or you, but   
   >>>>> you lasted 'bout 2 days before you got   
   >>>>> spanked down and away [fact]...why? :)   
   >   
   >>>> Just bad timing, 'twas the beginning of fall   
   >>>> semester.   
   >   
   >>> What's the next 'xcuse goin' to be,   
   >>> pawn...when you get spanked AND slapped   
   >>> away...aGAIN, just as easily as the first   
   >>> time? ;)   
   >   
   >> Damn! You spnaked Kali?   
   >> I'd better haul my ass on out of here.   
   >   
   >You appear somewhat shaken and impressed [duly noted, expected and   
   >accepted] :)   
      
   It only appears that way to you.  Kali and many others are laughing   
   their ass off at your stupidity.   
    We (tinw) are collectively (tinc) laughing our ass off at you.   
      
   >   
   >   
   >>> You're not very good at this.   
   >   
   >> I'm scared now.   
   >   
   >[your fear has been duly noted, expected and accepted]   
   >   
   >Thanks, pawn :P   
      
   I take great pleasure in holding you up to ridicule, so thank you.   
      
   More!  Dance for me some more!  You have no choice, do you?   
      
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   AOL Profile: Ditamask   
   Member Name: Kristine   
   Location: California   
   Sex: Male   
   Marital Status: single 57 lesbian   
   Hobbies & Interests: Madonna, comic books, teenage girls and boys,   
   trolling newsgroups, watching tv, eating, playing with my new hormone   
   swollen mantits, my buttocks   
   Favorite Gadgets: prosthetic vagina and super vibrator. Better than a   
   fist!!   
   Personal Quote: "Just call me Kristine...the trolling lesbian with   
   polished buttocks"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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