XPost: alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.fan.madonna, alt.fan.rosieodonnell   
   From: fkhall@databasix.com   
      
   On 16 Feb 2005 12:39:50 -0800, "Fred Bawled about the Ons"   
    wrote:   
      
   >Fred Hall   
      
   Owns the forging spankard and technological incompetent Tuxedo Mask.   
      
   >It's true, I'm leaving. This newsgroup is starting to SUCK and I don't   
   >want to be around when my WebTV counter drops to 700 postings. To   
   >Jennifer, don't post my photos (like you'd ever get around to it),   
   >because it's a J-O-K-E. My name isn't really "Kristine" and I'm not   
   >really a girl, DUH!!!!!!!!!! 8P   
   >   
      
   Spnakzilla in Message-ID:   
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   >Hell, I might have even posted   
   >that I was abducted by aliens and that I ended up having sex with a   
   >twelve-breasted she-male with three heads that lived 1500 miles below   
   >the surface of Mars, but it would have been the "real me" making all   
   >those postings...not an "act" that I read in some "act" book.  Trollzilla in   
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   >What act? "Kristine" was a very bad joke that lasted far too long. Trollzilla   
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   >What, that I've always been kooky and off-the-wall? Everybody knows   
   >that. Okay, maybe you're referring to the big fat lie I told? Well it's   
   >true, I did lie about being a lesbian named Kristine. I also lied about   
   >having a 23" penis.  Trollzilla in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-   
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