XPost: alt.fan.keanu-reeves, alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.fan.madonna   
   XPost: alt.fan.rosieodonnell   
   From: fkhall@databasix.com   
      
   On 16 Feb 2005 13:46:16 -0800, "Fred Hall Spanks the Ass of Sniffler"   
    wrote:   
      
   >Fred Hall   
      
   Owns the MPD afflicted, lying spankard forger TH3.   
      
   The grocery store stock clerk wept as it bawled :   
      
   >Who is this "he" shit, and webbie shit? You can't be talking to me; I   
   cancelled   
   >my webtv account weeks ago... the rep. begged me not to, but I told her that I   
   >no longer needed webtv, since I owned a computer.   
   >   
   >SpnakZilla in Message-ID: <20000815115915.15714.00001361@ng-cj1.aol.com>   
      
      
      
   The weeping became even more pathetic when it wailed:   
      
   >No, SHE begged ME not to cancel them AND "Is there anyone else in the   
   >house that would be interested in starting a new account with it?" When   
   >I told her no, she said "I guess you can sale it or give it away."   
                                                                    ^^^   
   >Message-ID: <8ne7t2$pqu$1@nnrp1.deja.com>   
      
      
      
   And then, in a hissy fit, swore she was leaving afm, weeping   
   uncontrollably:   
      
   >It's true, I'm leaving. This newsgroup is starting to SUCK and I don't   
   >want to be around when my WebTV counter drops to 700 postings. To   
   >Jennifer, don't post my photos (like you'd ever get around to it),   
   >because it's a J-O-K-E. My name isn't really "Kristine" and I'm not   
   >really a girl, DUH!!!!!!!!!! 8P   
   >Spnakzilla in Message-ID:   
   ><18268-3896EC37-12@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>#1/1   
      
      
      
   Oh, well...   
      
   And then Spanky blames its AOL profile on her newsguy sock.  What do   
   you expect from an MPD sufferer that once replied 81 times to itself   
   in a single thread using multiple socks.   
      
   >The profile that never existed - the one that absolutely wasn't *ever*   
   >published in AOL's "Member Profile Community"? It was created by a   
   >desperate (newsguy.com) frothy and angry foaming feeder.   
      
   >SpnakZilla Sniggums weeps over its now deleted AOL profile in   
   >MID <1108501949.605185.139600@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>   
      
   --   
      
   Trollzilla's now deleted AOL profile:   
      
   AOL Profile: Ditamask   
   Member Name: Kristine   
   Location: California   
   Sex: Male   
   Marital Status: single 57 lesbian   
   Hobbies & Interests: Madonna, comic books, teenage girls and boys,   
   trolling newsgroups, watching tv, eating, playing with my new hormone   
   swollen mantits, my buttocks   
   Favorite Gadgets: prosthetic vagina and super vibrator. Better than a   
   fist!!   
   Personal Quote: "Just call me Kristine...the trolling lesbian with   
   polished buttocks"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)