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   Fred Hall to All   
   Re: From: fkhall@databasix.com   
   17 Feb 05 00:38:43   
   
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   From: fkhall@databasix.com   
      
   On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 23:50:58 -0600, TheShadowBoxer@webtv.net (Golem   
   v2.0) wrote:   
      
   >   
   >> [kook gibberish]   
   >>   
   >> Fmmfmpfmfpfmmffmpm mpffmfmmfpmp,   
   >> fppmfpmmmfmp pppppffpp?   
   >   
   >Idiot, your self-spnak has been duly noted...expected and accepted :)   
      
   Fmmfmpmffpmfpmf mmfmmmppp'fmp mpfmffmfmfmfpffmpp mfffmp ppffmffmp,   
   mffmpmmffppffmp?   
      
      
      
   >Hell, I might have even posted   
   >that I was abducted by aliens and that I ended up having sex with a   
   >twelve-breasted she-male with three heads that lived 1500 miles below   
   >the surface of Mars, but it would have been the "real me" making all   
   >those postings...not an "act" that I read in some "act" book.  Trollzilla in   
   Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
      
   >What act? "Kristine" was a very bad joke that lasted far too long. Trollzilla   
   in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
   >What, that I've always been kooky and off-the-wall? Everybody knows   
   >that. Okay, maybe you're referring to the big fat lie I told? Well it's   
   >true, I did lie about being a lesbian named Kristine. I also lied about   
   >having a 23" penis.  Trollzilla in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-   
   7@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
   >   
   >d'OH!!   
   >   
   >*poke*   
      
   *SNAG*   
      
   *Please*, I'm not Mr. Lee! I may follow him around   
   from posting-to-posting or newsgroup-to-newsgroup, but I'm not   
   him.--Trollzilla denies her sock three times   
      
   --   
      
   Trollzilla's now deleted AOL profile:   
      
   AOL Profile: Ditamask   
   Member Name: Kristine   
   Location: California   
   Sex: Male   
   Marital Status: single 57 lesbian   
   Hobbies & Interests: Madonna, comic books, teenage girls and boys,   
   trolling newsgroups, watching tv, eating, playing with my new hormone   
   swollen mantits, my buttocks   
   Favorite Gadgets: prosthetic vagina and super vibrator. Better than a   
   fist!!   
   Personal Quote: "Just call me Kristine...the trolling lesbian with   
   polished buttocks"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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