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   From: staplehead@databasix.com   
      
   On 22 Apr 2005 10:15:42 -0700, "Birthday suit Larry"   
    wrote:   
      
   >What, that I've always been kooky and off-the-wall? Everybody knows   
   >that. Okay, maybe you're referring to the big fat lie I told? Well it's   
   >true, I did lie about being a lesbian named Kristine. I also lied about   
   >having a 23" penis.   
   >AOL Profile: Ditamask   
   >Member Name: Kristine   
   >Location: California   
   >Sex: Male   
   >Marital Status: single 57 lesbian   
   >Hobbies & Interests: Madonna, comic books, teenage girls and boys,   
   >trolling newsgroups, watching tv, eating, playing with my new hormone   
   >swollen mantits, my buttocks   
   >Favorite Gadgets: prosthetic vagina and super vibrator. Better than a   
   >fist!!   
   >Personal Quote: "Just call me Kristine...the trolling lesbian with   
   >polished buttocks"   
      
      
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)