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   Did Someone Ask For A Mentor? to postingcoach@aol.com   
   Re: frozenrayoflight begs for homo photo   
   22 Apr 05 13:11:32   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.madonna, alt.music.lyrics, alt.gossip.celebrities   
   XPost: 24hoursupport.helpdesk, alt.fan.keanu-reeves   
   From: staplehead@databasix.com   
      
   On 22 Apr 2005 11:03:52 -0700, "Birthday suit Larry"   
    wrote:   
      
   >Hell, I might have even posted   
   >that I was abducted by aliens and that I ended up having sex with a   
   >twelve-breasted she-male with three heads that lived 1500 miles below   
   >the surface of Mars, but it would have been the "real me" making all   
   >those postings...not an "act" that I read in some "act" book.   
   >AOL Profile: Ditamask   
   >Member Name: Kristine   
   >Location: California   
   >Sex: Male   
   >Marital Status: single 57 lesbian   
   >Hobbies & Interests: Madonna, comic books, teenage girls and boys,   
   >trolling newsgroups, watching tv, eating, playing with my new hormone   
   >swollen mantits, my buttocks   
   >Favorite Gadgets: prosthetic vagina and super vibrator. Better than a   
   >fist!!   
   >Personal Quote: "Just call me Kristine...the trolling lesbian with   
   >polished buttocks"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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