XPost: alt.fan.j-garofalo   
   From: fkhall@databasix.com   
      
   On Thu, 19 May 2005 23:46:48 -0500, "\"MIDIcian\" \(tm\)"   
    wrote:   
      
   >Straw man.  Attack the real liberals, you keep missing your target.   
      
   The fuckhead's too stupid.   
      
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   >   
   >Stan   
   >+- +- +- +-   
   > wrote in message   
   >news:1116527593.930197.261990@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...   
   >> Liberals, like George Clooney, demand that children have the right to   
   >> be buggered.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>>From the Liberal Party Platform "...   Therefore, we call for the   
   >> repeal of all laws that restrict anyone, including children, from   
   >> engaging in voluntary exchanges of goods, services, or information   
   >> regarding human sexuality, reproduction, birth control, or related   
   >> medical or biological technologies.   
   >>   
   >>>From the Liberal Party Platform "... children always have the right to   
   >> establish their maturity by assuming administration and protection of   
   >> their own rights, ending dependency upon their parents or other   
   >> guardians,   
   >> and assuming all responsibilities of adulthood."   
   >>   
   >>>From the Liberal party platform "...We also support the repeal of all   
   >> laws establishing any   
   >> category of crimes applicable to children for which adults would not be   
   >> similarly vulnerable, such as curfew, smoking, and alcoholic beverage   
   >> laws, and  other status offenses."   
   >>   
   >> --   
   >> Left-wing liberals are EVERYTHING they accuse the right of being. They   
   >> are mean, vicious, hateful, greedy, cold-hearted, selfish, intolerant,   
   >> bigoted and racist.   
   >>   
   >> Liberals Hate America!   
   >>   
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   >Hell, I might have even posted   
   >that I was abducted by aliens and that I ended up having sex with a   
   >twelve-breasted she-male with three heads that lived 1500 miles below   
   >the surface of Mars, but it would have been the "real me" making all   
   >those postings...not an "act" that I read in some "act" book.  Trollzilla in   
   Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
      
   >What act? "Kristine" was a very bad joke that lasted far too long. Trollzilla   
   in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-17@storefull-238.iap.bryant.webtv.net>   
      
   >What, that I've always been kooky and off-the-wall? Everybody knows   
   >that. Okay, maybe you're referring to the big fat lie I told? Well it's   
   >true, I did lie about being a lesbian named Kristine. I also lied about   
   >having a 23" penis.  Trollzilla in Message-ID: <19554-389CD0F4-   
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