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   Dropping The Helicopter to landnotloans@hotmail.com   
   Re: George Clooney - 100% Proof Celibera   
   16 May 06 23:26:06   
   
   XPost: alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.showbiz.gossip, alt.tv.er   
   From: dgajdgsj@dagsjhdgja.org.com   
      
   landnotloans@hotmail.com wrote:   
   > According to the New York Post's Liz Smith, while accepting an award   
   > from the National Board of Review, Clooney wisecracked, "Charlton   
   > Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's."   
   >   
   > When asked about the statement, Clooney told Smith, "I don't care.   
   > Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He   
   > deserves whatever anyone says about him."   
   >   
   > Heston wasn't about to let the indignity go unchallenged. According   
   > to the World Entertainment News Network, Heston walloped Clooney by   
   > contrasting the actor's demeanor with that of his late aunt, the   
   > singing legend Rosemary Clooney.   
   >   
   > "It just goes to show that sometimes class does skip a generation,"   
   > Heston shot back.   
   >   
   > It's ironic that Clooney, who liberally spouts compassion, tolerance   
   > and sensitivity, would use a man's illness as material for a joke.   
   >   
      
   All right all right let's settle down here.  Let's all just take a deep   
   breath, sit back, relax, and bask in George Clooney's warming glow,   
   taking comfort in the fact that his concern over Darfur is not related   
   in any way to Sudan's oil riches.  NO BLOOD FOR SUDANESE OIL GEORGE,   
   WE'RE WITH YA!!!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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