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   From: SMAPTRAP@DEADSPAM.COM   
      
   The phone rang while Caduceus was doing the ironing, resulting in the   
   3rd degree burn to the ear, visible for all in   
   alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters to guffaw over.   
      
   > There once was this woman named Joanne, who wished to be a hater.   
   > However she had many faults.  First, she failed to shave her underarms   
   > and legs.  Second, she pinned her hopes on a fucked up religion.   
   > Third her husband was a jail bird.  Finally her only flames were "boy   
   > fucker" and "stalker".  Screaming Witch's/Oracle's application to be a   
   > hater is DENIED.   
   >   
   > Caduceus   
   >   
      
   Tis amazing how this hanger on of a lame troll has the nerve to consider   
   himself a hater, and is in a position to deny membership....ROTFLMFAO!!   
      
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   Thank you kindly   
      
   POD  {Ò¿Ó}   
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      Oh people, know that you have committed great sins.   
       If you ask me what proof I have for these words,   
       I say it is because I am the punishment of God.   
            If you had not committed great sins,   
     God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.   
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   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)