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   Ren to SMAPTRAP@DEADSPAM.COM   
   Re: There once was this woman.   
   01 Apr 05 20:10:07   
   
   XPost: alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters, free.uk.   
   alk.sheffield, alt.movies.monster   
   From: cyborgo@frontiernet.net   
      
   "POD {Ò¿Ó}"  wrote in message   
   news:Xns962B8E956E77WeAllLovePOD@212.159.2.85...   
   > The phone rang while Caduceus was doing the ironing, resulting in the   
   > 3rd degree burn to the ear, visible for all in   
   > alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters to guffaw over.   
   >   
   >> There once was this woman named Joanne, who wished to be a hater.   
   >> However she had many faults.  First, she failed to shave her underarms   
   >> and legs.  Second, she pinned her hopes on a fucked up religion.   
   >> Third her husband was a jail bird.  Finally her only flames were "boy   
   >> fucker" and "stalker".  Screaming Witch's/Oracle's application to be a   
   >> hater is DENIED.   
   >>   
   >> Caduceus   
   >>   
   >   
   > Tis amazing how this hanger on of a lame troll has the nerve to consider   
   > himself a hater, and is in a position to deny membership....ROTFLMFAO!!   
   >   
      
   He is obviously one of the prawn sandwich brigade.   
      
   Ren   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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