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   timr to Ren   
   Re: There once was this woman.   
   01 Apr 05 23:04:43   
   
   XPost: alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters, free.uk.   
   alk.sheffield, alt.movies.monster   
   From: spam@blubber.co.uk   
      
   "Ren"  wrote in message   
   news:zUh3e.2646$hg.678@news01.roc.ny...   
   >   
   > "POD {Ò¿Ó}"  wrote in message   
   > news:Xns962B8E956E77WeAllLovePOD@212.159.2.85...   
   > > The phone rang while Caduceus was doing the ironing, resulting in the   
   > > 3rd degree burn to the ear, visible for all in   
   > > alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters to guffaw over.   
   > >   
   > >> There once was this woman named Joanne, who wished to be a hater.   
   > >> However she had many faults.  First, she failed to shave her underarms   
   > >> and legs.  Second, she pinned her hopes on a fucked up religion.   
   > >> Third her husband was a jail bird.  Finally her only flames were "boy   
   > >> fucker" and "stalker".  Screaming Witch's/Oracle's application to be a   
   > >> hater is DENIED.   
   > >>   
   > >> Caduceus   
   > >>   
   > >   
   > > Tis amazing how this hanger on of a lame troll has the nerve to consider   
   > > himself a hater, and is in a position to deny membership....ROTFLMFAO!!   
   > >   
   >   
   > He is obviously one of the prawn sandwich brigade.   
   >   
   > Ren   
   >   
   Die..   
      
   tw@tt   
      
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