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   POD {Ò¿Ó} to All   
   Re: There once was this woman.   
   02 Apr 05 10:04:43   
   
   XPost: alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters, free.uk.   
   alk.sheffield, alt.movies.monster   
   From: SMAPTRAP@DEADSPAM.COM   
      
   The phone rang while Caduceus was doing the ironing, resulting in the 3rd   
   degree burn to the ear, visible for all in   
   alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters to guffaw over.   
      
   > Pay him no mind Ren, he's just a dick head.   
      
   takes one to know one!  Eh? Doctor Dick??   
      
   --   
   Thank you kindly   
      
   POD  {Ò¿Ó}   
   ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸   
      Oh people, know that you have committed great sins.   
       If you ask me what proof I have for these words,   
       I say it is because I am the punishment of God.   
            If you had not committed great sins,   
     God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.   
   ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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