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   Mike Swift to Double C   
   Re: OT: Joke: The Wal-Mart Greeter   
   16 Jun 06 14:29:01   
   
   From: mike.swift@yeton.co.uk   
      
   "Double C"  wrote in message   
   news:krk192hcg62rqfm20rniq0jjn9qs4c6i3i@4ax.com...   
   > On Wed, 14 Jun 2006 17:50:03 +0200 (CEST), Nomen Nescio   
   >  wrote:   
   >   
   >>Caution:  If you have children 18 or under please delete this post.   
   >>Other wise, if you like a good joke please read on.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>The Wal-Mart Greeter   
   >>   
   >>A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-Mart with her   
   >>two kids. She has a nasty looking tattoo on each arm and rotten teeth.   
   >>To make it even worse, she's wearing flip flops and has long, filthy   
   >>toenails. The Wal-Mart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins?" The ugly bitch   
   >>says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.   Do   
   >>you think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just   
   >>couldn't believe that you got laid twice!"   
   > Stay in the Wal-mart group, where your posts are on-topic. Here.   
   > they're actionable spam.   
      
   Abuse report filed with abuse@newshosting.com for your unacceptable   
   trolling.  I hope you show better behaviour with your next newsgroup account   
   or I will have it taken away from you also.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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