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   Screamingwitch.²°°³©...... to All   
   Re: Employment Opp for SW!   
   26 Sep 03 22:44:33   
   
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   XPost: misc.education.medical, alt.movies.monster   
   From: witcheee@evilfucker.cunt   
      
   On Fri, 26 Sep 2003 16:03:44 -0500, KCOM cacked   
   this treat out!!   
      
   >On 26 Sep 2003 15:18:53 -0000, Tslayer   
   > wrote:   
   >   
   >>Right - you're gonna love THIS one.   
   >>   
   >>'Screamingwitch', or whatever the fuck your name isn't - let's   
   >>forget about the question of the kids, just for a moment. It's   
   >>history. And so are the kids ha-ha-ha (stoppit! STOPPIT!).   
   >>   
   >>You see, I've got a business idea for you. Have you ever thought   
   >>of putting your foul, pig-ignorant, obnoxious, disgusting,   
   >>unpleasant, unattractive, fucked-up personality to GOOD USE, for   
   >>a change?   
   >>   
   >>Here's how. We record your usual mode of communication - you   
   >>know.... the swearing; the general pig-ignorance; the complete   
   >>lack of vocabulary, wit, verve, and intelligence; the   
   >>inpenetrable accent; the nicotine/alcohol/anti-depressant   
   >>ravaged voice - and record it, and encode them into MP3's!   
   >>   
   >>Then we start flogging them to whatever cunt will buy them.   
   >>Burglar alarms; phone-answering-machine messages; car-alarms;   
   >>anti-bear klaxons for the American market .... you know,   
   >>ANYTHING that requires a loud, horrible noise.   
   >>   
   >>The phone-messages would be my favoutite ... I've already   
   >>written up a script or two you could read out, such as "Ahm no   
   >>fukken IN, yer BASTARDZZZ! Leave a FUKKEN MEZZAGE, ya CUNTZ!   
   >>FUCK the LORRA YEZ!".   
   >>   
   >>That sort of thing. I'm sure you get the drift. When we're   
   >>succesful, we can rope some of your friends and family in. I'm   
   >>sure most of THEM are pig-ignorant as fuck as well!   
   >>   
   >>Call me! And let's make lots of money!   
   >>   
   >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   
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   >>is unverified.   
   >>   
   >   
   >   
   >Wrong that message was posted via Todger.  Get over her Todger, she   
   >rejected your affections.   
      
   yanno , i fi saw that bastard IRL id kill him , honestly hes the most   
   bringist fuckiefaced BASTARD ive ever met in my born dayz.jeez he   
   could talk a fuckin glass eye to sleep!!!!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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