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   XPost: alt.religion.wicca, free.uk.talk.sheffield, uk.local.yorkshire   
   From: witcheee@evilfucker.cunt   
      
   On Fri, 26 Sep 2003 15:59:44 -0500 (CDT), "KCOM"   
   cacked this treat out!!   
      
   >Dr.Toger ²°°² :-> wrote:   
   >   
   >> Whilst I suspect that the author of this is the Netkopp rat Kin Queen.   
   >> This post must be the Post of the year.   
   >> Bwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> On 26 Sep 2003 15:18:53 -0000, Tslayer   
   >> got all excited and   
   >> sweaty and wrote:   
   >>   
   >> >>>Right - you're gonna love THIS one.   
   >> >>>   
   >> >>>'Screamingwitch', or whatever the fuck your name isn't - let's   
   >> >>>forget about the question of the kids, just for a moment. It's   
   >> >>>history. And so are the kids ha-ha-ha (stoppit! STOPPIT!).   
   >> >>>   
   >> >>>You see, I've got a business idea for you. Have you ever thought   
   >> >>>of putting your foul, pig-ignorant, obnoxious, disgusting,   
   >> >>>unpleasant, unattractive, fucked-up personality to GOOD USE, for   
   >> >>>a change?   
   >> >>>   
   >> >>>Here's how. We record your usual mode of communication - you   
   >> >>>know.... the swearing; the general pig-ignorance; the complete   
   >> >>>lack of vocabulary, wit, verve, and intelligence; the   
   >> >>>inpenetrable accent; the nicotine/alcohol/anti-depressant   
   >> >>>ravaged voice - and record it, and encode them into MP3's!   
   >> >>>   
   >> >>>Then we start flogging them to whatever cunt will buy them.   
   >> >>>Burglar alarms; phone-answering-machine messages; car-alarms;   
   >> >>>anti-bear klaxons for the American market .... you know,   
   >> >>>ANYTHING that requires a loud, horrible noise.   
   >> >>>   
   >> >>>The phone-messages would be my favoutite ... I've already   
   >> >>>written up a script or two you could read out, such as "Ahm no   
   >> >>>fukken IN, yer BASTARDZZZ! Leave a FUKKEN MEZZAGE, ya CUNTZ!   
   >> >>>FUCK the LORRA YEZ!".   
   >> >>>   
   >> >>>That sort of thing. I'm sure you get the drift. When we're   
   >> >>>succesful, we can rope some of your friends and family in. I'm   
   >> >>>sure most of THEM are pig-ignorant as fuck as well!   
   >> >>>   
   >> >>>Call me! And let's make lots of money!   
   >> >>>   
   >> >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   
   >> >>>This message was posted via one or more anonymous remailing   
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   >> >>>The original sender is unknown. Any address shown in the From   
   >> header   
   >> >>>is unverified.   
   >> >>>   
   >   
   >Get over it Todger. She rejected your affections. She's not turned on by   
   >you wearing your mum's knickers and dentures.   
      
   hes boring.........if he lived with me id have to suggest voluntary   
   euthinasia...   
      
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