XPost: karoo.local, alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters,   
   uk.local.yorkshire   
   XPost: uk.misc   
   From: DONT.EVEN.TRY.TO.EMAIL.ME@deadspam.com   
      
   Not so long ago, in a Newsgroup, not so very far away POD {Ò¿Ó} whipped   
   out his laser sword, set it to tickle and prodded KCOM with his throbbing   
   weapon, who gasped out in wonder to all in   
   alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters:   
      
   > She's what you call a friend Conor.  Don't you wish you had one?   
      
   Don't you wish you had one? You being her stalker is not being her   
   friend, now is it Stevie?   
      
   Has this "friend" reached the stage where she's had to change her phone   
   number and move to a different city yet?   
      
   And have you shown her your little willy on webcam yet?   
      
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   *..· ´¨¨))  -:¦:-   
        ¸.·´ .·´¨¨))   
      ((¸¸.·´  .·´   -:¦:- *POD {Ò¿Ó}* -:¦:-   
   -:¦:-    ((¸¸.·´*   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)