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   From: nemo@naughtylass2.wet   
      
   John Barakas??   
      
   So he left his arse in the barracks?? Whose idea was that then??   
      
   (Grams: Bloodnock Theme!)   
      
   The swine!! He's posted again!!! Bugler Eccles . . . lets make it his last   
   post.   
      
   Eccles: OK.   
      
   (Grams: Waaa Waaaaaaa . . . Waaa Waaaaaaa . . . Waa waa waa w'waa waaa waaa   
   waaa w'waa . . . )   
      
   Grittpipe:   
   Swindling people out of their hard-earnd cash, eh?? Sounds as if he's moving   
   in on our territory, Moriarty. We can't have that can we?? Now . . . take   
   this special French garlic-flavoured dreaded dynamite and place it down Mr.   
   Barakas' trousers as soon as possible.   
      
   Moriarty:  I dooooo . . . .   
      
   (Grams: French footprints running rapidly into the distance . . . then   
   returning.)   
      
   Moriarty: I've done it! Here's the exploder-box which most idiots call a   
   detonator!)   
      
   Omnes: It's a detonator!!   
      
   Moriarty: See?   
      
   Grittpipe: OK. Here goes . . .   
      
   (Grams: Whizz of gears inside exploder box driving high current magneto that   
   we're not supposed to know about . .  followed by huge bang!!!)   
      
   OOoooooooooooooooooooowwwwww!!   
      
   (Grams: Bloodnock theme . . .)   
      
   Bloodnock:   
   You swine sir!! How dare you blow the roof off me barracks??!!!! I'll have   
   to pay for that in ten tons of cast-iron NAAFI spoons!!!   
      
   Me: See dear listener? I told you he'd left his arse in the barracks!!!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)