From: sealab2021@yahoo.com   
      
   Tell your friend Godzilllikah!   
   'Cause here comes Chanukah!   
   It's so much funakah   
   To torch the town on Chanukah!   
   Chakuah is... the Festival of Lights!   
   Godzilla celebrates with great monster fights!   
   If you think you're the only kid in town   
   Whose house is kaiju -free,   
   Here's a list of Toho monsters...   
   Just like you and me!   
      
   Megaguiras fights ol' Dagorah!   
   While Mothra and Anguiras battle King Ghidorah!   
   Guess who gets together with a flock of Meganura...   
   Kumonga the spider-thing, and Smog Monster Hedorah!   
   Destroyah is a monster, and Orga is one, too!   
   Put them together, what a freaky-ass kaiju!   
   You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock!"   
   'Cause you can hit King Kong with devastating electric shock!   
      
   So put on your yarmulke,   
   And turn the TV onakah,   
   Then watch the Godzilla marathonakah   
   To celebrate Chanukah!   
      
   O.J. Simpson -- not kaiju!   
   But guess who is -- Mecha-Kong and Gigan, too!   
   We got Rodan and the pretty twin-girl Faeries!   
   Godzilla's son Minya is a little kaiju -- not too scary!   
      
   Some people think Godzilla films should bore us!   
   Well they don't, 'cause we adore Titanosaurus!   
   So many kaiju are in Japan --   
   And they're more dangerous than Iraq or Iran!   
      
   So tell your friend Veronica!   
   Godzillathon is onakah!   
   I hope I see Baragonakah   
   Fighting Megalonakah!   
   So let's go torch Nipponakah!   
   Then go crush Vietnamakah!   
   If you really, really wannakah,   
   Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)