From: nospam@nospam.com   
      
   Years ago, someone once wrote a fanfic in which Harry et al are   
   watching _Star Wars_ at Hermione's place.  The diologue went something   
   like...   
      
   "Hey!  She just kissed him!" Ron exclaimed.   
   "So?  She probably fancies him," Hermione replied.   
   "No she doesn't--she likes that other guy, the pilot."   
   "Why would she like someone who's rude to her all the time?"   
   "Besides, the hero always gets the girl," Harry interjected.  "Their   
   names even begin with the same letter."   
      
   And so on.  It was very clever.  If anyone can help me find this, I   
   would appreciate it.   
      
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