From: isleofcapri@gmail.com   
      
   Most people have been victims of Wrackspurts, yet nine out of ten   
   people do not know what a Wrackspurt is.  A Wrackspurt is an   
   invisible creature that floats in through your ears and makes your   
   brain go fuzzy.  These irritating creatures target those who are   
   taking a test or trying to remember something very important, as   
   their minds are more active and offer more food to the Wrackspurt.   
   Wrackspurts do not cause lasting damage, but they may cost you a bad   
   grade on a test, or cause you to completely lose track of what you   
   were doing.   
      
   How do you know if you¢ve ever fallen victim to a Wrackspurt?   
      
   Ask yourself these questions:   
      
   Have you ever not been able to remember something of importance?   
      
   Have you ever felt something crawl into your ear?   
      
   Have you ever felt something crawl out of your ear?   
      
   If you answered yes to the above question, did you hear maniacal   
   laughter coming from the thing as it crawled out?   
      
   If you answered yes to all of the above questions, a Wrackspurt has   
   gotten you before.  Don¢t worry; they do not permanently damage your   
   brain.  There is no protection or defense against Wrackspurts; they   
   come and go as they please.  Wrackspurts are like the little annoying   
   neighbor kid.  They¢re always there when you don¢t want them to be;   
   except they don¢t have sticky hands and they don¢t ask ¡why¢ every   
   ten seconds.   
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