From: jkendrick@combatsporgroup.com   
      
   Few things are know about Nargles, writes Clumsybroom special   
   reporter, sure you know that mistletoe is often infested with them   
   but there harmless right? WRONG. Just when youÿre about to snog your   
   lover at Christmas under the mistletoe this tiny creatures (often   
   mistaken for lice in the Muggle world) will drop down and crawl about   
   your head. Many skilled wizards have claimed that all you need to do   
   is to cleanse yourself will Nargbegone (much like Muggle ´shampoo¡)   
   and they will die.   
      
   BUT DO THEY?   
      
   Recent studies in The Quibbler office have taken place and I, along   
   with fellow employees, have reached a freighting conclusion. Nargles   
   do not die after oneÿs simple scrubbing but instead shed a layer of   
   skin, which appears to be there dead bodies. After the Nargles have   
   shed they will burrow into your skull and feed off of your brain   
   juice. They cannot kill you but can cause serious damage to oneÿs   
   functions. One wizard (who will remain unnamed) is now known to start   
   fire to his pants whenever an owl gives him a letter. To stop this   
   madness you only have to do one simple thing, never kiss under the   
   mistletoe.   
   --   
   That white softball comes at me. I am not afreed. I kill it.   
   To the warning track. I do this a lot. NO softball timidates me   
   if after me. I kill it. I am The Man, I play a kid's game.   
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