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|    12 Dec 10 18:30:08    |
      From: isleofcapri@gmail.com              At approximately 1:10pm, the Bluffton [South Carolina] Police       Department responded to Sea Turtle Cinemas, [responding to a 911 call       about] an individual that was exposing himself in the movie theater.              When officers arrived, they were directed by theater employees to a       projection booth, which was playing a Harry Potter movie. From this       location, they were able to look into the back row and observe a       white male touching his exposed genitals. Officers then entered the       theater and identified the suspect as Alexander Ofner, 39. Ofner was       arrested for Indecent Exposure and transported to the Beaufort County       Detention Center to await bond hearing.       --       The fans rightly adore me !       https://twitter.com/TomFelton              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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