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   Draco Malfoy to All   
   Man Caught Masterwhacking to Emma !   
   12 Dec 10 18:30:08   
   
   From: isleofcapri@gmail.com   
      
   At approximately 1:10pm, the Bluffton [South Carolina] Police   
   Department responded to Sea Turtle Cinemas, [responding to a 911 call   
   about] an individual that was exposing himself in the movie theater.   
      
   When officers arrived, they were directed by theater employees to a   
   projection booth, which was playing a Harry Potter movie. From this   
   location, they were able to look into the back row and observe a   
   white male touching his exposed genitals. Officers then entered the   
   theater and identified the suspect as Alexander Ofner, 39. Ofner was   
   arrested for Indecent Exposure and transported to the Beaufort County   
   Detention Center to await bond hearing.   
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