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|    Bob Van Gilder to Draco Malfoy    |
|    Re: Man Caught Masterwhacking to Emma !    |
|    12 Dec 10 19:02:13    |
      From: rsvgfund@gmail.com              On Sun, 12 Dec 2010 18:30:08 -0500, Draco Malfoy wrote:              > At approximately 1:10pm, the Bluffton [South Carolina] Police       > Department responded to Sea Turtle Cinemas, [responding to a 911 call       > about] an individual that was exposing himself in the movie theater.       >       > When officers arrived, they were directed by theater employees to a       > projection booth, which was playing a Harry Potter movie. From this       > location, they were able to look into the back row and observe a       > white male touching his exposed genitals. Officers then entered the       > theater and identified the suspect as Alexander Ofner, 39. Ofner was       > arrested for Indecent Exposure and transported to the Beaufort County       > Detention Center to await bond hearing.              Oh my! I love jacking off to Emma Watson more than any other chick.       She is so hot I can only imagine what her ass tastes like.       --       Bob Van Gilder Broker Finance One Mortgage (530)644-5395       "I love orchids almost as much as I love young cock. Really."              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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