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   Bob Van Gilder to Draco Malfoy   
   Re: Man Caught Masterwhacking to Emma !   
   12 Dec 10 19:02:13   
   
   From: rsvgfund@gmail.com   
      
   On Sun, 12 Dec 2010 18:30:08 -0500, Draco Malfoy wrote:   
      
   > At approximately 1:10pm, the Bluffton [South Carolina] Police   
   > Department responded to Sea Turtle Cinemas, [responding to a 911 call   
   > about] an individual that was exposing himself in the movie theater.   
   >   
   > When officers arrived, they were directed by theater employees to a   
   > projection booth, which was playing a Harry Potter movie. From this   
   > location, they were able to look into the back row and observe a   
   > white male touching his exposed genitals. Officers then entered the   
   > theater and identified the suspect as Alexander Ofner, 39. Ofner was   
   > arrested for Indecent Exposure and transported to the Beaufort County   
   > Detention Center to await bond hearing.   
      
   Oh my! I love jacking off to Emma Watson more than any other chick.   
   She is so hot I can only imagine what her ass tastes like.   
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