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   Message 129,177 of 130,933   
   Draco Malfoy to Constable Leonovich   
   Re: Re - post - Is there a password mana   
   29 Jan 11 12:00:44   
   
   XPost: alt.comp.freeware   
   From: DROPdraco.malfoy@countermail.comCAPITALLETTERS   
      
   On Sat, 29 Jan 2011 11:47:52 -0500, Constable Leonovich wrote:   
      
   >>>>>> What's wrong with Harry Potter...?   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Nothing at all... but to use the quote from Bill Nighy in Deathly   
   Hollows P.1,   
   >>>>> I thought was a little "over the top".   
   >>>>   
   >>>> The quote I rearraanged for Tech was from Rufus Scrimgeour...GET A   
   >>>> GRIP.   
   >>>   
   >>> Duh... played by Bill Nighy and SAID at the beginning of the film DHP1...   
   I've   
   >>> got a grip... obviously yours is loosening if the truth hurts you so much!   
   >>   
   >> NOW look who's exposed as the POTTERFANATIC...LOL   
   >>   
   >>> "Oh, for God's sake... pull yourself together man. You're going into the   
   techie   
   >>> world, after all. Gotta have your wits about ya." There's a SS quote fer   
   yeh.   
   >>   
   >> Terrible Hagrid rip-off...go stick a Nimbus 2000 up your ass...straws   
   >> first...   
   >>   
   >> THANKS   
      
   Although the 2000 has a tight set of twigs (not straws on a racing   
   broom), with its inherent Charms, there is no chance it will fit up   
   anyone's arse. The Cushioning Charm alone would not allow the rectal   
   insertion. FYI.   
      
   I chose the 2001 Series when I /made/ the Slytherin Quidditch team in   
   '91. My father supplied the entire team with them purely as a   
   coincidence.   
      
   Presently i ride a Firebolt. Times change, I change.   
      
      
   --   
   The fans rightly adore me !   
   https://twitter.com/TomFelton   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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