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   Draco Malfoy to Melissa Anelli   
   Re: Harry, A History by Melissa Anelli   
   16 Feb 11 11:30:31   
   
   From: DROPdraco.malfoy@countermail.comCAPITALLETTERS   
      
   On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:19:48 -0500, Melissa Anelli wrote:   
      
   > It was a *dream*, are you libeling me because you are that jealous of   
   > what I have accomplished (many greatr things) or who I know (JK, Emma,   
   > Dan, Rup, others) or because your a mean person with a bur in his ball   
   > sac?   
      
   You may /know/ Emma Watson but from what I know of you, you hate her   
   guts. Speaking of jealousies, she's gorgeous, thin, intellectual and   
   isn't prone to wild swings of temper like a petulant retard with a   
   pants load of shit.   
      
   But back to my review, yeah, your book sucks dragon balls and was   
   about as easy to read.   
      
   Here's a typical section:   
      
   Hi, my name is Melissa Anelli. Pleased to me you. I'm a Harry Potter   
   Superfan Numero Uno. I like long walks on the N.J. beach, Thestral   
   riding, and gals who have a job. I don't and Mommy is pee-oed about it   
   too! My measurements are 32-44-46. I made $7,319.24 last year selling   
   Harry Potter spackle, Hagrid 's Peanut Butter, and Ford Anglia air   
   fresheners. My hobbies include saving the Forbidden Forest, meeting   
   new people who think I'm great, daydreaming about having sex with   
   Gorpie and getting off on listening to my Pottercasts. My goal in life   
   is to one day meet J. K. Rowling naked and give her a French kiss."   
   --   
   http://www.flickr.com/photos/skaran/23299720/ Platform 9 3/4 today   
   http://www.evilwizardrock.com/   
   http://www.myspace.com/dracoandthemalfoysusa   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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