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|    Draco Malfoy to Melissa Anelli    |
|    Re: Harry, A History by Melissa Anelli    |
|    16 Feb 11 11:30:31    |
      From: DROPdraco.malfoy@countermail.comCAPITALLETTERS              On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:19:48 -0500, Melissa Anelli wrote:              > It was a *dream*, are you libeling me because you are that jealous of       > what I have accomplished (many greatr things) or who I know (JK, Emma,       > Dan, Rup, others) or because your a mean person with a bur in his ball       > sac?              You may /know/ Emma Watson but from what I know of you, you hate her       guts. Speaking of jealousies, she's gorgeous, thin, intellectual and       isn't prone to wild swings of temper like a petulant retard with a       pants load of shit.              But back to my review, yeah, your book sucks dragon balls and was       about as easy to read.              Here's a typical section:              Hi, my name is Melissa Anelli. Pleased to me you. I'm a Harry Potter       Superfan Numero Uno. I like long walks on the N.J. beach, Thestral       riding, and gals who have a job. I don't and Mommy is pee-oed about it       too! My measurements are 32-44-46. I made $7,319.24 last year selling       Harry Potter spackle, Hagrid 's Peanut Butter, and Ford Anglia air       fresheners. My hobbies include saving the Forbidden Forest, meeting       new people who think I'm great, daydreaming about having sex with       Gorpie and getting off on listening to my Pottercasts. My goal in life       is to one day meet J. K. Rowling naked and give her a French kiss."       --       http://www.flickr.com/photos/skaran/23299720/ Platform 9 3/4 today       http://www.evilwizardrock.com/       http://www.myspace.com/dracoandthemalfoysusa              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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