From: mahey_hey@the-leaky-cauldron.org   
      
   On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:30:31 -0500, Draco Malfoy wrote:   
      
   > On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:19:48 -0500, Melissa Anelli wrote:   
   >   
   >> It was a *dream*, are you libeling me because you are that jealous of   
   >> what I have accomplished (many greatr things) or who I know (JK, Emma,   
   >> Dan, Rup, others) or because your a mean person with a bur in his ball   
   >> sac?   
   >   
   > You may /know/ Emma Watson but from what I know of you, you hate her   
   > guts. Speaking of jealousies, she's gorgeous, thin, intellectual and   
   > isn't prone to wild swings of temper like a petulant retard with a   
   > pants load of shit.   
   >   
   > But back to my review, yeah, your book sucks dragon balls and was   
   > about as easy to read.   
   >   
   > Here's a typical section:   
   >   
   > Hi, my name is Melissa Anelli. Pleased to me you. I'm a Harry Potter   
   > Superfan Numero Uno. I like long walks on the N.J. beach, Thestral   
   > riding, and gals who have a job. I don't and Mommy is pee-oed about it   
   > too! My measurements are 32-44-46. I made $7,319.24 last year selling   
   > Harry Potter spackle, Hagrid 's Peanut Butter, and Ford Anglia air   
   > fresheners. My hobbies include saving the Forbidden Forest, meeting   
   > new people who think I'm great, daydreaming about having sex with   
   > Gorpie and getting off on listening to my Pottercasts. My goal in life   
   > is to one day meet J. K. Rowling naked and give her a French kiss."   
      
   *WHAT??????* I'm calling my attorneys THEN my good friend Emerson   
   Spartz!!!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)