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   Message 129,248 of 130,933   
   Draco Malfoy to Melissa Anelli   
   Re: Harry, A History by Melissa Anelli   
   16 Feb 11 11:46:23   
   
   From: DROPdraco.malfoy@countermail.comCAPITALLETTERS   
      
   On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:39:38 -0500, Melissa Anelli wrote:   
      
   > On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:30:31 -0500, Draco Malfoy wrote:   
   >   
   >> On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 11:19:48 -0500, Melissa Anelli wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> It was a *dream*, are you libeling me because you are that jealous of   
   >>> what I have accomplished (many greatr things) or who I know (JK, Emma,   
   >>> Dan, Rup, others) or because your a mean person with a bur in his ball   
   >>> sac?   
   >>   
   >> You may /know/ Emma Watson but from what I know of you, you hate her   
   >> guts. Speaking of jealousies, she's gorgeous, thin, intellectual and   
   >> isn't prone to wild swings of temper like a petulant retard with a   
   >> pants load of shit.   
   >>   
   >> But back to my review, yeah, your book sucks dragon balls and was   
   >> about as easy to read.   
   >>   
   >> Here's a typical section:   
   >>   
   >> Hi, my name is Melissa Anelli. Pleased to me you. I'm a Harry Potter   
   >> Superfan Numero Uno. I like long walks on the N.J. beach, Thestral   
   >> riding, and gals who have a job. I don't and Mommy is pee-oed about it   
   >> too! My measurements are 32-44-46. I made $7,319.24 last year selling   
   >> Harry Potter spackle, Hagrid 's Peanut Butter, and Ford Anglia air   
   >> fresheners. My hobbies include saving the Forbidden Forest, meeting   
   >> new people who think I'm great, daydreaming about having sex with   
   >> Gorpie and getting off on listening to my Pottercasts. My goal in life   
   >> is to one day meet J. K. Rowling naked and give her a French kiss."   
   >   
   > *WHAT??????* I'm calling my attorneys THEN my good friend Emerson   
   > Spartz!!!   
      
   Yeah call Spazo, maybe he can come over and bring your new hero,   
   Jackass Bibber.   
      
   

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