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   Draco Malfoy to Melissa Anelli   
   Re: Harry, A History by Melissa Anelli   
   16 Feb 11 22:44:26   
   
   From: DROPdraco.malfoy@countermail.comCAPITALLETTERS   
      
   On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 22:42:43 -0500, Melissa Anelli wrote:   
      
   > On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 16:52:21 -0500, Draco Malfoy wrote:   
   >   
   >> On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 16:50:35 -0500, VD wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 15:30:29 -0500, Draco Malfoy wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>> On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 10:12:18 -0500, Melissa Anelli wrote:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 05:05:22 -0500, Draco Malfoy wrote:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>> So I finally go around to downloading a copy of "Harry, A History"   
   >>>>>> which you can pick up a copy for yourself on    
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> This book was so disappointing that what I'm going to say is going to   
   >>>>>> be cruel.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> What a pathetic little snook you are. :( You reviewed a stolen copy of   
   >>>>> my book and have the gall to besmirch my name and reputation? My   
   >>>>> lawyers will be contacting you immediately !!!!!   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Q. "Like most things upon which I fixate, Harry Potter came to me via   
   >>>> my big sister."   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Did Sis introduce you to your first...you know.lol   
   >>>   
   >>> Perhaps Ms. Anelli never fixated on sexual intercourse, Draco. Not   
   >>> everyone is you. ;)   
   >>   
   >> "Ms. Anelli" may not have *had* sexual intercourse yet, "Mr. Dicks".   
   >> Hence, I probe.lol   
   >   
   > Whether or not I am a virgin is none of you business. Either of you.   
   > Well that's completely off the point. You're spoil everything. How   
   > dare you! Besides I can take care of myself.   
   >   
   > Next time there's a ball pluck up the courage and ask me before   
   > somebody else does, and not as a last resort.   
   >   
   > Nevermind! Off to bed both of you!   
      
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