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   Shelby Arnold to All   
   I Know Dan And Emma   
   02 Mar 11 02:36:48   
   
   From: sa@weahomes.com   
      
   Hello, my name is Shelby Roos-Arnold. I am sure you know who I am :).   
   Being a Hollywood ex-wife to a very successful star, Tom Arnold, I am   
   often sought out by young stars and starlets for advice on the   
   Hollywood scene and real estate.   
      
   http://cc.st/Shelby-Bio   
      
   Dan is a closet homosexual. End of discussion.   
      
   Emma is a confused, sex starved Brit who needs to get a full penis   
   often, regularly and with full thrust.   
      
   Feel free to respond here or call   
      
   310.300.0573 Direct To Me   
   818.481.8841 Cell   
      
    or email me..   
      
   sa@weahomes.com   
      
   ...with any questions.   
      
   Knowingly,   
      
   SR-A   
   --   
   "I married Tom Arnold who proceeded to dump me. What is my reward? I   
   get to sell the house I should have won in settlement, kicking my   
   *own ass* to the street. Oh, yeah, then there was this everytime we   
   screwed: http://tr.im/1f7c WTF was I thinking?   
   Aggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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