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   Draco Malfoy to Shelby Arnold   
   Re: Why Emma Watson Flashed Her Coochie   
   02 Mar 11 14:18:41   
   
   From: DROPdraco.malfoy@countermail.comCAPITALLETTERS   
      
   On Wed, 2 Mar 2011 03:13:51 -0500, Shelby Arnold wrote:   
      
   > Drunk   
   >   
   > http://cc.st/EmmaSmashed   
   >   
   > http://cc.st/EmmaFlashingHerCoochie   
   >   
   > Typical when you are not as savvy to the Hollywood scene as I am.   
      
   You're a savvy bitch alright. See below.   
      
   > "I married Tom Arnold who proceeded to dump me. What is my reward? I   
   > get to sell the house I should have won in settlement, kicking my   
   > *own ass* to the street. Oh, yeah, then there was this everytime we   
   > screwed: http://cc.st/RosanneBarrTatoo WTF was I thinking?   
   > Aggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "   
      
   You were thinking moolah then signed a terrible pre-nup and got your   
   sorry ass handed to you. But  what hell, like Father, like daughter,   
   neither of you could stay off the coke and whores long enough to make   
   a marriage work.   
   --   
   The fans rightly adore me !   
   https://twitter.com/TomFelton   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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