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|    Draco Malfoy to Steve Jan Vander Ark    |
|    Re: Why Emma Is Quitting Brown    |
|    03 Mar 11 14:27:04    |
      From: DROPdraco.malfoy@countermail.comCAPITALLETTERS              On Thu, 3 Mar 2011 13:39:49 -0500, Steve Jan Vander Ark wrote:              > Emma Watson is set to star opposite Logan Lerman in a film adaptation       > of The Perks of Being a Wallflower! Sam is the character she will be       > playing and Sam and Patrick are Charlie¢s (the protagonist's) best       > friends.       >       > Patrick is homo (I have no problem with that since I live with my       > Mother) and is secretly dating the high school quarterback, Brad.              Something you never got a chance to do since you only came out a few       weeks ago.              > Sam is a beautiful young lady dating a boy named Craig, balling his       > eyes out (I have a problem with that since I live with my Mother).       > Both Sam and Patrick are seniors whereas Charlie is just a freshman in       > high school.       >       > Sam is a chain smoker, a nympho and is well breasted. Now to Emma.       >       > In order to get ready for this part, Emma is starting to smoke       > unfiltered ciggies. She cannot do that at a public place like Brown.       > She also has to trollopize her life, again, not at Brown.       >       > Boobs will be fake so they don't matter (I have a problem with that       > since I live with my Mother).              Since your profession is BookPutterUpper, have you read the book, Mr.       Librarian?              > Ha! Scooped both Leaky and Snitchseeker!              Your life is now com/pleat/. lol       --       The fans rightly adore me !       https://twitter.com/TomFelton              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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