XPost: alt.privacy.anon-server, alt.privacy   
   From: DONTvictordix@imapmail.orgSPAMME   
      
   On Tue, 8 Mar 2011 16:49:52 -0500, Steve Topletz, Wizard responding to   
   Pleorgasm sucked hard on a joint and spewed like a stoned, drunken   
   moron:   
      
   >> 1. Why has the quality of the xB VPN service been so poor over the   
   >> last several months, and what concrete steps has Xero Networks taken   
   >> to ensure that it improves?   
   >   
   > Saving all humankind and fighting off al-Qa'ida takes it's toll.   
      
   I wasn't aware that al-Qa'ida taught the Dark Arts, Potions or such   
   matters or supplied wizards for that matter.   
      
   > I am now applying the NonConfundus Charm to fully correct matters.   
   > ;)   
      
   Mr. Wizard, or may I call you simply "Lord Wizard"there exists no   
   "NonConfundus" Charm. Which considering my research into thy Lord   
   Wizard's company Xerobank, should be of no surprise to you.   
      
   Xerobank remains out of business. ;)   
      
   Let me suggest a better alternative. Take thy Lord Wizard and his set   
   of Xerobank servers to St. Mungo's; ask fore the Healers to do their   
   own wizardry on your sickness and the sickness of your business.   
      
   >> 2. Why has the quality of customer service at XeroBank been so poor,   
   >> and what concrete steps has Xero Networks taken to ensure that it   
   >> improves?   
   >   
   > Poor? Ha! It's nonexistent, how can something be poor and nonexistent   
   > at the same time ;)   
   >   
   > I am now applying the Ridiculous Charm to fully correct matters. ;)   
      
   That didn't work either now, did it? Since there is no such _charm_ I   
   am betting that you were searching for the Riddikulus /spell/.   
      
   Which sad to say will be of no value since al-Qa'ida isn't comprised   
   of Boggarts either.   
      
   >> 3. Why has XeroBank failed to proactively keep its customers informed   
   >> of the ongoing status of these problems, and what concrete steps has   
   >> Xero Networks taken to ensure the quality of communication with   
   >> customers improves?   
   >   
   > That's six questions, not three, don't push The Wizard. ;0)   
   >   
   > I am now applying the Crucious Curse on you to correct matters. ;)   
      
   Close, better, close but still no dice. :(  /Crucio/ or the Cruciatus   
   Curse and in my opinion quite extreme, I truly do not see why   
   Pleorgasm should endure this level of suffering for making a harmless   
   error of enumeration.   
      
   >> 4. Why do you feel compelled to pathologically lie?   
   >   
   > Because it is a pathology? ;) ;0)   
      
   This one is simple. Langlock yourself. ;)   
      
   >> Wizard, many companies occasionally disappoint customers. That is not   
   >> uncommon. The great companies, however, open acknowledge and   
   >> apologize for their shortcomings in order to regain customers' trust.   
   >> I encourage you to think seriously about the management of the   
   >> reputation of the XeroBank brand.   
   >   
   > No matter, I am applying the Forget Charm so all my past history is   
   > wiped out. ;0)   
      
    Did you see *any* of the movies or peruse lightly *any* of Jo   
   Rowling's tomes?   
      
   Strike the "Forget Charm", replace with the Obliviate; call Hermione   
   Granger, it's her specialty.   
      
   >> Which is garbage, trash and refuse and has been for ages now.   
   >   
   > At least it isn't poor and nonexistent ;) lol   
      
   Evanesco   
      
   >> I wish XeroBank success in its future endeavors. I also wish Santa   
   >> Claus would bring me a box of diamonds.   
   >>   
   >> Thank you.   
   >   
   > I am applying the Abracadabra Curse and hope you die.   
      
   Avada Kedavra (Killing Curse) and there is no need for hope especially   
   if Pleorgasm is Harry Potter under the wiles of Polyjuice Potion.   
      
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