From: DROPdraco.malfoy@countermail.comCAPITALLETTERS   
      
   On Tue, 22 Mar 2011 10:08:05 -0500, Rita Skeeter wrote:   
      
   > (In)Significantly missing from the last and most important LeakyCon   
   > Lit Day, Melissa PigAnelli has been ignored. Considering that she is   
   > Webwhorestress for the Leaky Cauldron website, I had to look into this   
   > matter and found the following my dear readers.   
   >   
   > "So, Piggy," started myself, "how do you feel about having the been   
   > kicked out of Lit Day?"   
   >   
   > "Ohh! Rita!" smiled PigAnelli realising who the woman was; "I've   
   > always admired your work."   
   >   
   > "Now, now, Miss Piggy. This is for the paper.   
   >   
   > "What's that, Rita? Doooo tell?"   
   >   
   > I was delighted with Ms. Piggy's question "You mean you don't know?" I   
   > popped the end of the Quick Quotes Quill in my mouth for a moment.   
   >   
   > "No Miss Skeeter. I don't. At least Maureen Johnson, that Twitter   
   > trollop....   
   >   
   > "Ms. Piggy, bad news. She's in...you're not,does that make your thighs   
   > rub together when you waddle?   
   >   
   > "That, that...*WHORE* is..." Ms. Piggy snorted and dug up a truffle,   
   > farting and leaving all at the same time.   
   >   
   > Ah, the quaint smell of jealousy and why not, dear readers for Ms.   
   > Johnson is.....   
   >   
   > http://cc.st/Maureen-Johnson-Is-Hot   
      
   lol   
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