home bbs files messages ]

Forums before death by AOL, social media and spammers... "We can't have nice things"

   alt.fan.harry-potter      All that magic and he never got laid...      130,933 messages   

[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]

   Message 129,424 of 130,933   
   -Mark- to All   
   Emma Watson's Information   
   19 Apr 11 11:05:12   
   
   XPost: alt.support.depression.manic, alt.slack, rec.aviation.piloting   
   From: blueriveday@yahoo.com   
      
   I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to fuck her.   
      
   I will give anyone who contacts me $100,000 for her cell phone, email   
   address and her dorm room @ Brown. I went to MIT.   
      
   I'm so fucking cool. I mean, Mark recently made 82 thousand dollars in   
   one day. Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin crowns look?   
   Yeah, just like Hollywood.   
      
   I'm convinced my new white smile is playing a part in keeping my new   
   14 year old girlfriend mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this   
   enthusiastic confident energy I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't   
   fuck a tall, muscular, rich pilot-musician. On to Emma.   
      
   Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... fuck me.   
      
   Mark IV   
   --   
   http://cc.st/My-Twitter-Page   
   http://cc.st/My-Bio   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]


(c) 1994,  bbs@darkrealms.ca