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|    Emma Watson's Information    |
|    19 Apr 11 11:05:12    |
      XPost: alt.support.depression.manic, alt.slack, rec.aviation.piloting       From: blueriveday@yahoo.com              I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to fuck her.              I will give anyone who contacts me $100,000 for her cell phone, email       address and her dorm room @ Brown. I went to MIT.              I'm so fucking cool. I mean, Mark recently made 82 thousand dollars in       one day. Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin crowns look?       Yeah, just like Hollywood.              I'm convinced my new white smile is playing a part in keeping my new       14 year old girlfriend mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this       enthusiastic confident energy I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't       fuck a tall, muscular, rich pilot-musician. On to Emma.              Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... fuck me.              Mark IV       --       http://cc.st/My-Twitter-Page       http://cc.st/My-Bio              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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