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   Message 129,426 of 130,933   
   Draco Malfoy to All   
   Re: Need Emma Watson's Information Now   
   19 Apr 11 11:14:44   
   
   XPost: alt.support.depression.manic, alt.slack, rec.aviation.piloting   
   From: DROPdraco.malfoy@countermail.comCAPITALLETTERS   
      
   On Tue, 19 Apr 2011 11:13:20 -0400, VD wrote:   
      
   > On Tue, 19 Apr 2011 11:10:40 -0400, Draco Malfoy wrote:   
   >   
   >> On Tue, 19 Apr 2011 11:07:21 -0400, -Mark- wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to fuck her.   
   >>>   
   >>> I will give anyone who contacts me $100,000 for her cell phone, email   
   >>> address and her dorm room @ Brown. I went to MIT.   
   >>>   
   >>> I'm so fucking cool. I mean, Mark recently made 82 thousand dollars in   
   >>> one day. Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin crowns look?   
   >>> Yeah, just like Hollywood.   
   >>>   
   >>> I'm convinced my new white smile is playing a part in keeping my new   
   >>> 14 year old girlfriend mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this   
   >>> enthusiastic confident energy I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't   
   >>> fuck a tall, muscular, rich pilot-musician. On to Emma.   
   >>>   
   >>> Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... fuck me.   
   >>>   
   >>> Mark IV   
   >>   
   >> WTF?   
   >   
   > Draco, it appears "Mark" is infatuated with Emma...and himself. From   
   > his personal information...   
   >   
   > http://cc.st/My-Twitter-Page   
   > http://cc.st/My-Bio   
   >   
   > ...I am unsure how he can fit her into his world. "Mark" seems to be   
   > able to revolve around himself, it must be very crowded as is on his   
   > own planet.   
      
   Loonies make me anxious. Like, real fucking nervous.   
   --   
   http://cc.st/Ron-Hermione-So-Wrong   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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