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   Drooling Idiot to -Mark-   
   Re: Emma Watson's Information   
   20 Apr 11 17:48:47   
   
   XPost: alt.support.depression.manic, alt.slack, rec.aviation.piloting   
   From: droolingidiot@live.com   
      
   -Mark-  wrote:   
   > I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to fuck her.   
      
   If you saw off both your legs then you aren't going to get any thrusting   
   power!  Think, man!  THINK!   
      
   > I will give anyone who contacts me $100,000 for her cell phone, email   
   > address and her dorm room @ Brown. I went to MIT.   
   >   
   > I'm so fucking cool. I mean, Mark recently made 82 thousand dollars in   
   > one day. Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin crowns look?   
   > Yeah, just like Hollywood.   
   >   
   > I'm convinced my new white smile is playing a part in keeping my new   
   > 14 year old girlfriend mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this   
   > enthusiastic confident energy I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't   
   > fuck a tall, muscular, rich pilot-musician. On to Emma.   
   >   
   > Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... fuck me.   
      
   So why don't you go fuck yourself, now???   
      
   > Mark IV   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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