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   Message 129,437 of 130,933   
   Mark to Don Stockbauer   
   Re: Emma Watson's Information   
   21 Apr 11 14:44:38   
   
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   XPost: alt.support.depression.manic, alt.slack, rec.aviation.piloting   
   From: blueriveday@yahoo.com   
      
   On Wed, 20 Apr 2011 13:04:37 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer wrote:   
      
   > On Apr 19, 10:05 am, -Mark-  wrote:   
   >> I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to fuck her.   
   >   
   > Emma is in a dilemma.   
   >   
   > How about sawing off both dicks?  Like, you know, at the Freak's Ball:   
   >   
   > Mary:  "John, would you like to have sex????"   
   >   
   > John: "No, Mary, I'm clumsy at sex.  I have two left penises."   
   >   
   > So does that mean that John has two left penises and two right   
   > penises, or does it mean that he has only one right penis and two left   
   > penises?   
   >   
   > Only his hairdresser knows for sure.   
   >   
   > I have deep feelings for the CofSG.   
      
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