XPost: alt.humor.puns, alt.humor, rec.humor   
   From: DROPdraco.malfoy@countermail.comCAPITALLETTERS   
      
   On Tue, 31 May 2011 11:38:01 +0100, Nemo wrote:   
      
   > "Draco Malfoy"  wrote in   
   > message news:irlunu$f8v$1@dont-email.me...   
   >> On Thu, 26 May 2011 13:38:00 +0100, Nemo wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> "TB"  wrote in message   
   >>> news:38a4dba4-bea3-49a8-878c-12ebdfa5ddff@x38g2000pri.googlegroups.com...   
   >>>> 70 days to Harry Potter's 31st birthday on July 31, and since March 13.   
   >>>>   
   >>> Saw one of those films - for around 10 minutes! That was enough!   
   >>>   
   >>> I believe he caught a bad cold while making it and got re-named Harry   
   >>> Snotter!   
   >>   
   >> You gleaned all that from ten minutes of one of soon to be 8 films? Is   
   >> that before or after your ADHD kicked in?   
   >   
   > No. The second paragraph is thick-tissues and is a pun - as that was.   
   >>   
   >> I'd suggest you go take a look at DH1, you might be surprised to see   
   >> the beginnings of two star quality actors.   
   >> --   
   >> "The way to run a country and keep the people from being too critical   
   >> of how you run it, is to busy giddy minds with foreign quarrels.   
   >> ~King Henry of England to Prince Hal   
   >>   
   > No, O fashion ridden, follow-the-herd little squit! I don't have ADHD. I   
   > have ADLD.  Attention Deficit Lowperactivity Disorder - i.e., when I   
   > concentrate really hard, I start walking with a slow plodding gait, which   
   > doesn't matter when I'm watching TV because I'm sitting down.   
   >   
   > This means if I discover that something is rubbish, I don't waste my time   
   > trying to learn to like it because a bunch of interfering know-nothings   
   > require that I should.   
      
   Translation: "I was born a stupid assclown and I'll be goddamned if I   
   will do anything about it."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)