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   Draco Malfoy to All   
   Re: HP And The Hatred Of Teachers   
   15 Jun 11 15:20:33   
   
   From: DROPdraco.malfoy@countermail.comCAPITALLETTERS   
      
   On Wed, 15 Jun 2011 15:07:41 -0400, VD wrote:   
      
   > On Wed, 15 Jun 2011 15:01:49 -0400, Draco Malfoy wrote:   
   >   
   >> On Wed, 15 Jun 2011 14:47:44 -0400, VD wrote:   
   >>   
   >>>> Yeah but what a fucking reach to make a political point. lol   
   >>>>   
   >>>> One of the things that bothered me about HP was this concept of   
   >>>> teachers who were all too bumbling and all too linear and all too   
   >>>> often subsets of a normal persons.   
   >>>   
   >>> Except for Snape ;) ???   
   >>   
   >> "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him   
   >> to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.   
   >>   
   >> Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor   
   >> Snape is an ugly git.   
   >>   
   >> Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like   
   >> that ever became a professor.   
   >>   
   >> Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash   
   >> his hair, the slimeball."   
   >>   
   >> Naw, even Snape "gits" it. heh   
   >   
   > "Albus Severus," Harry said quietly, so that nobody but Ginny could   
   > hear, and she was tactful enough to pretend to be waving to Rose, who   
   > was now on the train, "you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts.   
   >   
   > One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever   
   > knew."   
   >   
   > Snape may have been Ms. Rowling's written repentance for her portrayal   
   > of teachers. But you know, Draco, the traits I listed above are   
   > physical and emotional.   
   >   
   > From the standpoint of performance, Hogwarts teachers are unusually   
   > successful. Remember, they are preparing odd students for unusual   
   > careers. ;)   
      
   "Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor   
   drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his   
   head!" lol   
      
   Point made, VD.   
      
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