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   Message 129,825 of 130,933   
   Sirius Black to All   
   My Review: Deathly Hallows Part Two   
   27 Jul 11 16:31:01   
   
   From: Emailaaronainsley@countermail.invalid   
      
   I swore I wasn't gonna do this but "O Well". Went three times before I   
   wrote this.   
      
   Nice eye candy it was, 3D/IMAX wasn't overpowering the movie. Reviews   
   continue to tell me how this was the greatest of the series. Potential   
   Oscar winner (lol).   
      
   I don't know what film the critics are watching but...   
      
   I thought Neville was downright stupid. The limp, the hokey-pokey too   
   long "Long Live Harry" rah-rah bullshit, "Oh I'll kill the snake now",   
   miraculous no injury-no death fall from the destroyed   
   bridge...puhleeese.   
      
   Luna gets tough with Harry, the WeaseLey/Granger kiss  followed   
   by the "insane with Love" clown act (faces included) by Ron and Good   
   God Emma is all you could do is close your legs and hold hands like   
   you tow were 12? I got the distinct impression her heart wasn't into   
   this R-H shit.   
      
   I guess the super-screwed Voldemort-Potter final duel is what did it   
   for me. WTF was that? He dies an extraordinary magical death, almost   
   evaporating but why? Isn't this the mortal Tom Riddle whose supposed   
   to be dying? A mortal death?   
      
   Voldemort doesnąt just happen to make some idiotic moral and tactical   
   errors and fail in his quest to evade death; the quest itself is the   
   failure. Tom fails to be a man because he doesnąt think a man is worth   
   being. Yet he gets to die like a supernaturalist?   
      
   O well.   
      
   There are enough loopholes and loose ends and downright plants for the   
   next generation of Potter films. Voldemort is embryonic, Harry's and   
   et als kids are (near) school age; Neville is sniggling up to Luna;   
   Olivander lives and the Jew-Goblins are still in business.   
      
      
      
   O well.   
      
   Grade: C   
   --   
   http://lucylou.livejournal.com/593585.html   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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