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   Message 129,827 of 130,933   
   Chan Welbourne to All   
   Re: My Review: Deathly Hallows Part Two   
   27 Jul 11 16:48:30   
   
   From: bleablah@mume.invalid   
      
   on 7/27/2011, Sirius Black supposed :   
      
   > I swore I wasn't gonna do this but "O Well". Went three times before I   
   > wrote this.   
      
   > Nice eye candy it was, 3D/IMAX wasn't overpowering the movie. Reviews   
   > continue to tell me how this was the greatest of the series. Potential   
   > Oscar winner (lol).   
      
   > I don't know what film the critics are watching but...   
      
   > I thought Neville was downright stupid. The limp, the hokey-pokey too   
   > long "Long Live Harry" rah-rah bullshit, "Oh I'll kill the snake now",   
   > miraculous no injury-no death fall from the destroyed   
   > bridge...puhleeese.   
      
   > Luna gets tough with Harry, the WeaseLey/Granger kiss  followed   
   > by the "insane with Love" clown act (faces included) by Ron and Good   
   > God Emma is all you could do is close your legs and hold hands like   
   > you tow were 12? I got the distinct impression her heart wasn't into   
   > this R-H shit.   
      
   > I guess the super-screwed Voldemort-Potter final duel is what did it   
   > for me. WTF was that? He dies an extraordinary magical death, almost   
   > evaporating but why? Isn't this the mortal Tom Riddle whose supposed   
   > to be dying? A mortal death?   
      
   > Voldemort doesn’t just happen to make some idiotic moral and tactical   
   > errors and fail in his quest to evade death; the quest itself is the   
   > failure. Tom fails to be a man because he doesn’t think a man is worth   
   > being. Yet he gets to die like a supernaturalist?   
      
   > O well.   
      
   > There are enough loopholes and loose ends and downright plants for the   
   > next generation of Potter films. Voldemort is embryonic, Harry's and   
   > et als kids are (near) school age; Neville is sniggling up to Luna;   
   > Olivander lives and the Jew-Goblins are still in business.   
      
   > O well.   
      
   > Grade: C   
      
   C+ - I thought Emma Watson looked like she couldn't wait to get the   
   movie over. :-?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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