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|    Sirius Black to Chan Welbourne    |
|    Re: The Case For Canon As Text Only - Ro    |
|    11 Aug 11 20:02:35    |
      From: Emailaaronainsley@countermail.invalid              On Thu, 11 Aug 2011 19:57:00 -0400, Chan Welbourne wrote:              > on 8/11/2011, Sirius Black supposed :       >> On Thu, 11 Aug 2011 19:45:26 -0400, John M. wrote:       >       >>> On Thu, 11 Aug 2011 19:37:45 -0400, Chan Welbourne wrote:       >>>       >>>> Sirius Black pretended :       >>>>> On Thu, 11 Aug 2011 19:23:22 -0400, Chan Welbourne wrote:       >>>>>> Sirius Black brought next idea :       >>>>>>> On Fri, 05 Aug 2011 11:15:39 -0400, Chan Welbourne wrote:       >>>>>>>> I do believe there would be interest and value in having JKR comment       on       >>>>>>>> the books on a deep level, but I don’t see that happening anytime       soon.       >>>>>>>> We would certainly get better answers from her if she allowed       >>>>>>>> interviews with people who will challenge her about the deeper meaning       >>>>>>>> of the books, but will she? And if she does, I hope she gives the       >>>>>>>> series a reread first. B-)       >>>>>>       >>>>>>> Rowling knows her books are full of timeline problems, misdirections       >>>>>>> and downright awful mistakes. She isn't about to let a Victor Dix or       >>>>>>> you or John or Wil get their hands on her. It would be damned       >>>>>>> embarrassing.       >>>>>>       >>>>>> Thanks! :oÞ       >>>>>>       >>>>>> The worst of the worst was when Dumbledore makes this statement toward       >>>>>> the end of the first chapter of PS/SS in response to Minerva’s fussing       >>>>>> over the excessive jubilation attendant upon the fall of the Dark Lord.       >>>>>>       >>>>>> “We’ve had precious little to celebrate for eleven years.” He       goes on       >>>>>> to underline the matter by stating on the following page that for       >>>>>> eleven years he has been trying to persuade people to call       >>>>>> He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named by his proper name, Voldemort.       >>>>>>       >>>>>> Looking back, we should have known that JKR was going to play foot       >>>>>> loose and fancy free with timelines from that glaring error alone. :/       >>>>> What's wrong with that?       >>>>       >>>> Do the math. lol       >>>>       >>>> That statement was made in 1981. Less 11 = 1970. In 1996 Fudge claims       >>>> to have be hunting LV for 30 years. 1996-30 = 1966.       >>>>       >>>> What's this boils down to is JKR didn't give a damn. :-[       >>>       >>> I will one up you, she didn't respect or care for her characters       >>> either. We are also expected to believe that the Harry who mended       >>> Demelza Roberts’s split lip from a collision in Quidditch practice       >>> without problems in HBP suddenly doesn’t know how to heal wounds by       >>> Chapter 2 in DHs. It makes him look like a real dumbcluck.       >>>       >>> Or the brilliant Hermione Granger who can rewrite her own parents       >>> personal histories and pack them off to Australia by chapter 6, and       >>> yet claims she doesn’t know any memory spells a handful of chapters       >>> later. This is one of the reasons I am convinced the book wasn’t       >>> actually edited at all. JKR didn't care enough to do the editing,       >>> someone did the proofreading and would have had to catch this error.       >>>       >>> I know 11 year old schoolchildren that did so JKR said to heck with       >>> it.       >       >> I got one. I got one. Kreacher’s Tale.       >       >> Of all the irrational stupidity. It’s small wonder my Black family is       >> all but extinct. lol       >       >> So, let me get this straight: Regulus boasted, in writing, of his       >> intention to destroy the Locket, then suicided (unnecessarily, since       >> it sounds like he didn’t have to die) in a grand gesture, in order to       >> steal it, and made no attempt to destroy it whatsoever. Leaving it up       >> to his House Elf to actually perform that task.       >       >> How dumb is that?       >       > I used to keep a Live Journal of all the discrepancies, had to quit. It       > took all my time, ruined the books and was so long it was unreadable.       >       > Point is, Rowling knew and she didn't care. It's almost like she did it       > on purpose.              ...to fuck with out heads, yeah, no doubt about it. “Voldemort is       playing a very clever game" and so is Rowling.              *NOT* How stupid does she think her readers are? DH is an 800 page "go       fuck yourself" slap in the face not counting the cartoonish       characters. Counting them it's a "go fuck yourself with a dry corn       cob".              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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