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   Existential Angst to dr. Raj   
   Re: Andrew Chung + Courtney Brown = butt   
   23 Sep 11 23:54:41   
   
   fd05e320   
   XPost: sci.med.cardiology, misc.fitness.weights, alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: fitcat@optonline.net   
      
   "myface spacebook"  wrote in message   
   news:d56a3014-30d8-47e2-bcc9-412655354c23@c5g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...   
   On Sep 23, 7:26 pm, "dr. Raj"  wrote:   
   > On Sep 23, 3:47 pm, myface spacebook  wrote:   
   >   
   > > Mr. Chung seems to be very protective of his girlfriend; both appear   
   > > gaunt and malnourished, as do many AIDS patients. Possibility?   
   >   
   > Himm... Yes, that is a possibility. Courtney "MU" Brown's emaciated   
   > appearance does resemble that of the AIDS character played by Tom   
   > Hanks. Andrew Chung's hair does look like a ladies wig. Similar to the   
   > one worn by the grandmother in the Addams Family, died black.   
      
   I'll go you one better.   
      
   How did Mr. Chung find out that "the ejaculate from satan has the   
   consistency and smell of emesis"? Maybe Courtney Brown is Satan,   
   instructing Andy to stay on Usenet day and night to make Xians look   
   like lunatics. He just takes breaks to service his dark overlord.   
   ====================================================   
      
   Chung is then empirical proof that semen is NOT good brain food....   
   --   
   EA   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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