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|    Timothy Bruening to All    |
|    Sorcerer's Stone: Harry Potter's Flood O    |
|    09 Aug 16 12:14:45    |
      From: tsbrueni@dcn.davis.ca.us              Early in Sorcerer's Stone: A Hogwarts letter arrives addressed to Harry Potter       in the Cupboard, but Uncle Vernon confiscates it. Harry Potter is moved to       the Smallest Bedroom.               The next day, another letter arrives, addressed to Harry Potter in the       Smallest Bedroom upstairs (how does Hogwarts know where Harry SLEEPS?). The       day after that, 3 letters for Potter arrive before 7 am, right into Uncle       Vernon's lap.               Vernon boards up the mail slot, but on Friday, 12 letters arrive for Potter,       pushed under the door, slotted along the sides of the door, and pushed though       the downstairs bathroom window.               Vernon boards up the cracks in the doors, but DOESN'T board up the windows.        On Saturday, 24 letters are hidden inside eggs and handed through the living       room window by a confused milkman.              On Sunday, 30-40 letters come down the chimney! At that point, Vernon packs       up the entire family and drives them to the Railview Hotel in Cokeworth. 100       letters are waiting for harry the next morning, so the Dursleys and Potter       drive and boat to the        Hut On The Rock on The Sea. At midnight that night (Tuesday, July 31, 1991)       Hagrid arrives to give Harry his Hogwarts letter.              At any time between Harry Potter being moved to the Smallest Bedroom and that       Sunday when the Dursleys started their field trip, why doesn't Dumbledore just       have an owl with a Hogwarts letter just fly up to Potter's bedroom window at       night and tap until        Harry opens it, then let Harry remove the letter and read it? (I assume that       owls had dropped the letters into the chimney that Sunday).              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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