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|    tsbrueni@gmail.com to Kish    |
|    Re: St. Brutus' Secure Center For Incura    |
|    13 Aug 16 11:03:37    |
      On Monday, September 15, 2003 at 3:10:43 PM UTC-7, Kish wrote:       > Tim Bruening wrote:       >        > > But wouldn't Marge worry that Harry might murder Vernon and Petunia?       >        > Marge knows Harry isn't dangerous. She just doesn't want to admit to        > anyone, including herself, that she knows it, and enjoys the thought of        > him being beaten.              I assume that Marge believes Vernon's alibi that Harry goes to a school for       incurably criminal boys, which means that she believes that Harry must be       incurably criminal (if he weren't, he wouldn't be going to a school for       incurably criminal boys), which        should logically cause her to worry that Harry might be a physical threat to       Vernon and Petunia, and cause her to wonder why the school would allow Harry       out of its sights!              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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