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|    Harry Potter And The Cursed Child: Mind     |
|    16 Aug 16 19:58:58    |
      Spoilers (For those who haven't seen the play or read the book):                     Below              That              Are               Mind              Blowing!              1       2       3       4       5       6       7       8       9       10       11       12       13       14       15                     Albus Severus Potter (a son of the famous Harry Potter) seems frightened by       the prospect of being Sorted into Slytherin. However, on the Hogwarts       Express, he meets Scorpius Malfoy (son of Draco),.... and likes him, much ot       my surprise! That must of        eased Albus' distaste of Slytherin, since the Sorting Hat decided to place him       there.              The play proceeds for the next few years of Albus and Scorpius' progress       through Hogwarts, then matters get totally weird. In their year 3, Albus,       Scorpius, and Delphi Diggory decide to go back in time to save Cedric from       Lord Voldemort! They steal a        Time Turner from right out of the office of Minister of Magic Hermione, and go       back in time to the day (fall of 1994) of the first Twiwizard tournament task       (stealing a Golden Egg from a dragon). They are only able to stay in the past       5 minutes (its a        crappy Time Turner), but are able to deprive Cedric of his wand so that he       can't obtain his Golden Egg by Transfiguring a rock into a dog.              They return to the present to find Cedric still dead (His failure at Task 1       only egged him on in the next two tasks, so he still got transported with       Harry to meet Voldemort, who killed him). However, some things did change.        Ron no longer married        Hermione, which erases their daughter Rose form history.              Albus, Scorpius, and Delphi then use the Time Turner to go back to the 2nd       Twiwizard task. They make Cedric fail in an utterly humiliating fashion by       inflating his head, making him rise out of the lake.              They return to the present...without Albus! Albus was never born, because       Voldemort killed Harry Potter during the Battle of Hogwarts, and is now in       total command! This is because a humiliated Cedric had become a Death Eater,       and killed Neville        Longbottom during the aforesaid battle! This prevented Neville from killing       Nagini (Vodemort's snake/6th Horcruz), so Harry could not kill Voldemort!              With the help of a small resistance movement that includes Snape, Ron, and       Mermione, Scorpius goes back in time again to undo the previous changes to       Cedric's performances, and everything returns to normal, including Albus and       Rose.              Then Delphi captures Albus and Scorpius (just as they are pondering how to       destroy the Time Turner) and forces them back in time to the 3rd Twiwizard       Task, seeking to once again humiliate Cedric (by propelling him out of the       maze naked on a broomstick).        Than plan fails, and Delphi ties up Albus and Scorpius in the Maze, but Cedric       frees them before proceeding to his destiny. Delphi takes them back to 1981       and smashes the Time Turner so that it can't force them back in 5 minutes.        Her new plan is to        prevent Voldemort from attacking the Potters in the first place, so that he       never loses power! It turns out that Delphi is actually the daughter of       Voldemort! Albus and Scorpius deduce this plan and go to Godric's Hallow to       stop it. They leave a        message on baby Harry Potter's blanket (one that won't become visible until       the present) giving the date (31-10-1981).              Meanwhile, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco have been searching desperately for       Albus and Scorpius. Draco reveals that he has a high quality, long range Time       Turner of his own. Harry finds the blanket message, and Harry et al go back       to 1981 to stop        Delphi. Harry makes himself look like Voldemort to intercept Delphi, and       Harry et al subdue her. The timeline is safe.              At one point, Harry had McGonagal use the Marauder's Map to keep Albus and       Scorpius apart, but eventually repented, since both boys were depressed by the       separation.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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