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   Children of the Rainbow Coven (1/3)   
   30 Jul 18 17:57:12   
   
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   Children of the   
      
   Rainbow Coven   
      
   by   
      
   Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly   
      
   Copyright 6179 sc   
      
      
   Stories:   
      
   Lucy Potter's Hogwarts House   
      
   Jenny Potter and Harry Potter's Secret Acquisition   
      
   Harry Potter and the Curse of Slytherin   
      
   Luna Lovegood and the Splendid Unicorn   
      
   Siobahn and Alfred   
      
      
      
   Lucy Potter's Hogwarts House   
      
      
   Lucy sat on the chair, waved at her daughter Jenny, who was next to go, and   
   smiled at those gathered. An honorary house for the cousin of Harry Potter.   
   What an honour. Of course, it would be Gryffindor. What other house could it   
   possibly be. Harry was    
   Gryffindor. Hermione was Gryffindor. Ron was Gryffindor. Everything revolved   
   around the glory of Gryffindor.   
      
      
   The hat was put on, and started munching away on her thoughts, and grumbled.   
      
   'Mmm. Keen mind. Like its cousin. Intelligent. Perhaps too intelligent. And oh   
   so very moral. Religious, even. Very strict. Assumes Gryffindor. Assumes it as   
   clear as the day is light and the night is dark. Assumes it so very, very   
   much. But, no. I think    
   not. That would be far, far too easy.'   
      
   Lucy was shocked, and Jenny looked alarmed.   
      
   'No. This one has a different destiny. This one belongs in - House Hufflepuff.'   
      
   The hufflepuff house cheered, and as Lucy stood, and with a puzzled yet   
   apologetic look to her daughter Jenny, made her way, instead of over to house   
   Gryffindor, to the very happy looking Hufflepuff students. She had found her   
   new home   
      
      
      
   Jenny, approaching the seat, stared at the house. 'Are you sure you know what   
   you are doing?' she asked it.   
      
   'Young lady. I have been sorting out students into their houses since Merlin   
   was a lad. Well, almost. Sit, sit. We will soon see what we make of you.'   
      
   Jenny, reluctantly, sat, and the hat concentrated.   
      
   'Mmmm. As smart as her mother. Quite. And oh so noble of heart. Yet gentle,   
   too gentle it would seem for her natural house. Too quiet. No, like her   
   mother. 'House Hufflepuff.'   
      
   'Figures,' said Jenny, and went over to sit next to her mother.   
      
   'Perfect,' said Lucy, holding her daughter.   
      
      
   'Does the valiant man who so nobly spoke with our Centaur wish to partake?'   
   queried Dumbledore.   
      
   Daniel, sitting nervously next to his wife Lucy, said nothing initially. 'Oh.   
   You know. I am just here as a guest.'   
      
   'Nonsense,' said Dumbledore. 'Like Lucy let us grace you with an honorary   
   house. It is the least we can do after your kind act of generosity in saving   
   Hogwarts.'   
      
   'Oh. Ok,' said Daniel. He came forward, sat, and the Hat started its   
   cogitations.   
      
   'It was quite for a few moments and, finally. 'Well, laddy oh. You do have   
   your own style, I admit. And try as you might, with all that fire in the   
   belly, you just don't fit in Slytherin. A softer side. But your no hero,   
   despite what your vanity might    
   assume, and you would find Hufflepuff far to easy for your intellect. 'HOUSE   
   RAVENCLAW.'   
      
   Daniel nodded, came over and sat next to Lucy, who quickly put her hand in   
   his. A choice had been made, though. They were NOT completely alike. He was in   
   another house. In Ravenclaw.   
      
   The End   
      
      
   Jenny Potter and Harry Potter's Secret Acquisition   
      
   'Harry!' exclaimed Jenny, looking up from her magic tome. 'A Gryffindor   
   shouldn't be in here though.' Jenny was in the Hufflepuff dorm rooms, studying   
   magic.   
      
   'They made a special exception,' said Harry. 'I wanted to come and   
   congratulate you for being accepted into Hogwarts. I know I wrote, and that   
   I've been terribly busy with Ginny, but it was time to come and say well done.'   
      
   'Thank you dear cousin,' said Jenny, and smiled at him.   
      
   'Anyway, me and Jenny are off to Luna Lovegood's soon. We have a secret   
   acquisition we want to look into.'   
      
   'What gives?' asked the young Jenny curiously.   
      
   Harry came close and whispered in her ear. 'Luna has snaffled a copy of house   
   Slytherin's secret board game 'The Curse of Slytherin'. It's a big board, and   
   there's a massive rule book, with a deck of 300 question and challenge cards.   
   It looks like    
   awesome fun.'   
      
   'I'm jealous already,' said Jenny. 'But how was it obtained?' she asked.   
      
   'You are such a Hufflepuff, aren't you,' replied Harry. 'Always questioning   
   witches morals. We're not exactly the most moral of people at times.'   
      
   'But don't you teach magical ethics?' replied Jenny. 'In New York?'   
      
   'Well, blame Luna,' said Harry. 'Anyway, I only have a few minutes here. They   
   don't want me snooping around. So well done Jenny,' said Harry Potter and gave   
   his cousin a hug. 'I'm sure we'll meet up again for an adventure soon enough.'   
      
   'I hope so,' replied Jenny Potter. 'I do hope so.'   
      
   The End   
      
      
   Harry Potter and the Curse of Slytherin   
      
   They were at Luna's place. And it was quiet. Dark grey clouds pervaded the   
   sky, and rain was spluttery, but not fullborn yet.   
      
   'You know,' said Harry. 'The best thing about the Curse of Slytherin, is that   
   you never really know what to expect.'   
      
   'For example,' said Ginny. 'Luna. You know the well in the back yard. You   
   better not drink its water after midnight tonight and before dawn. You'll   
   wander the world if you do.'   
      
   'Very funny,' replied Luna Lovegood. 'I am perfectly aware of the proper and   
   good health of our drinking water. Father is quite adamant we have fresh and   
   clean liquid to cleanse our bodies. I'm not falling for that one.'   
      
   Harry looked down at the gameboard. 50 by 50 grid. His avatar was on grid 27.   
   Luna's was on grid 36 and Ginny's on grid 37. He was losing.   
      
   He thought a wicked thought. 'I'll cast a forget spell on her, so she forgets   
   how to play the game properly.' 'I'll just be in the other room,' said Harry,   
   and departed, but from the corner of the room he pointed his wand at Luna, and   
   cast the spell. She    
   seemed dazed for a moment, but came back to herself. She looked at Ginny.   
      
   'My, Ginny Weasley. Whatever brings you to my fair abode? Is Harry with you?'   
      
   Ginny looked confused. 'You've had something funny to drink, haven't you Luna.   
   Probably in this fowl buttermilk concoction of Ron's. He swore to me its fine.   
   I thought it tasted funny, but he's probably done something to it.'   
      
   'Oh, you are a card,' said Luna.   
      
   Harry came back in the room with a glass of water. 'Just need a fresh drink,'   
   said Harry. Luna looked at the water and nodded.   
      
      
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