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      From: noahidebooksforever@gmail.com              Children of the              Rainbow Coven              by              Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly              Copyright 6179 sc                     Stories:              Lucy Potter's Hogwarts House              Jenny Potter and Harry Potter's Secret Acquisition              Harry Potter and the Curse of Slytherin              Luna Lovegood and the Splendid Unicorn              Siobahn and Alfred                            Lucy Potter's Hogwarts House                     Lucy sat on the chair, waved at her daughter Jenny, who was next to go, and       smiled at those gathered. An honorary house for the cousin of Harry Potter.       What an honour. Of course, it would be Gryffindor. What other house could it       possibly be. Harry was        Gryffindor. Hermione was Gryffindor. Ron was Gryffindor. Everything revolved       around the glory of Gryffindor.                     The hat was put on, and started munching away on her thoughts, and grumbled.              'Mmm. Keen mind. Like its cousin. Intelligent. Perhaps too intelligent. And oh       so very moral. Religious, even. Very strict. Assumes Gryffindor. Assumes it as       clear as the day is light and the night is dark. Assumes it so very, very       much. But, no. I think        not. That would be far, far too easy.'              Lucy was shocked, and Jenny looked alarmed.              'No. This one has a different destiny. This one belongs in - House Hufflepuff.'              The hufflepuff house cheered, and as Lucy stood, and with a puzzled yet       apologetic look to her daughter Jenny, made her way, instead of over to house       Gryffindor, to the very happy looking Hufflepuff students. She had found her       new home                            Jenny, approaching the seat, stared at the house. 'Are you sure you know what       you are doing?' she asked it.              'Young lady. I have been sorting out students into their houses since Merlin       was a lad. Well, almost. Sit, sit. We will soon see what we make of you.'              Jenny, reluctantly, sat, and the hat concentrated.              'Mmmm. As smart as her mother. Quite. And oh so noble of heart. Yet gentle,       too gentle it would seem for her natural house. Too quiet. No, like her       mother. 'House Hufflepuff.'              'Figures,' said Jenny, and went over to sit next to her mother.              'Perfect,' said Lucy, holding her daughter.                     'Does the valiant man who so nobly spoke with our Centaur wish to partake?'       queried Dumbledore.              Daniel, sitting nervously next to his wife Lucy, said nothing initially. 'Oh.       You know. I am just here as a guest.'              'Nonsense,' said Dumbledore. 'Like Lucy let us grace you with an honorary       house. It is the least we can do after your kind act of generosity in saving       Hogwarts.'              'Oh. Ok,' said Daniel. He came forward, sat, and the Hat started its       cogitations.              'It was quite for a few moments and, finally. 'Well, laddy oh. You do have       your own style, I admit. And try as you might, with all that fire in the       belly, you just don't fit in Slytherin. A softer side. But your no hero,       despite what your vanity might        assume, and you would find Hufflepuff far to easy for your intellect. 'HOUSE       RAVENCLAW.'              Daniel nodded, came over and sat next to Lucy, who quickly put her hand in       his. A choice had been made, though. They were NOT completely alike. He was in       another house. In Ravenclaw.              The End                     Jenny Potter and Harry Potter's Secret Acquisition              'Harry!' exclaimed Jenny, looking up from her magic tome. 'A Gryffindor       shouldn't be in here though.' Jenny was in the Hufflepuff dorm rooms, studying       magic.              'They made a special exception,' said Harry. 'I wanted to come and       congratulate you for being accepted into Hogwarts. I know I wrote, and that       I've been terribly busy with Ginny, but it was time to come and say well done.'              'Thank you dear cousin,' said Jenny, and smiled at him.              'Anyway, me and Jenny are off to Luna Lovegood's soon. We have a secret       acquisition we want to look into.'              'What gives?' asked the young Jenny curiously.              Harry came close and whispered in her ear. 'Luna has snaffled a copy of house       Slytherin's secret board game 'The Curse of Slytherin'. It's a big board, and       there's a massive rule book, with a deck of 300 question and challenge cards.       It looks like        awesome fun.'              'I'm jealous already,' said Jenny. 'But how was it obtained?' she asked.              'You are such a Hufflepuff, aren't you,' replied Harry. 'Always questioning       witches morals. We're not exactly the most moral of people at times.'              'But don't you teach magical ethics?' replied Jenny. 'In New York?'              'Well, blame Luna,' said Harry. 'Anyway, I only have a few minutes here. They       don't want me snooping around. So well done Jenny,' said Harry Potter and gave       his cousin a hug. 'I'm sure we'll meet up again for an adventure soon enough.'              'I hope so,' replied Jenny Potter. 'I do hope so.'              The End                     Harry Potter and the Curse of Slytherin              They were at Luna's place. And it was quiet. Dark grey clouds pervaded the       sky, and rain was spluttery, but not fullborn yet.              'You know,' said Harry. 'The best thing about the Curse of Slytherin, is that       you never really know what to expect.'              'For example,' said Ginny. 'Luna. You know the well in the back yard. You       better not drink its water after midnight tonight and before dawn. You'll       wander the world if you do.'              'Very funny,' replied Luna Lovegood. 'I am perfectly aware of the proper and       good health of our drinking water. Father is quite adamant we have fresh and       clean liquid to cleanse our bodies. I'm not falling for that one.'              Harry looked down at the gameboard. 50 by 50 grid. His avatar was on grid 27.       Luna's was on grid 36 and Ginny's on grid 37. He was losing.              He thought a wicked thought. 'I'll cast a forget spell on her, so she forgets       how to play the game properly.' 'I'll just be in the other room,' said Harry,       and departed, but from the corner of the room he pointed his wand at Luna, and       cast the spell. She        seemed dazed for a moment, but came back to herself. She looked at Ginny.              'My, Ginny Weasley. Whatever brings you to my fair abode? Is Harry with you?'              Ginny looked confused. 'You've had something funny to drink, haven't you Luna.       Probably in this fowl buttermilk concoction of Ron's. He swore to me its fine.       I thought it tasted funny, but he's probably done something to it.'              'Oh, you are a card,' said Luna.              Harry came back in the room with a glass of water. 'Just need a fresh drink,'       said Harry. Luna looked at the water and nodded.                     [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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