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|    Re: Heavens Above - Sprite on the Scene     |
|    11 Dec 19 20:08:37    |
      From: noahidebooksforever@gmail.com              Heaven's Above: Sprite on the Scene       by       Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly       Copyright 6182 SC              Standard City Park. The 6th Heavenly Realm. Not too far from the Potter Girl's       abode. Traversing from New Terra along pathways of human and angelic transport       concourse – ruddy wonderful. Even had to fork over her sprite passport upon       entering the 6th        heavenly realm, because the guy at the terminal could indeed see her and said,       'Hey you. Where do you think you're sneaking off to sister.' But she got in,       found this big shitty city world, found a part a few clicks away, and settled       down. She saw the        line of trees in the distance a bit, and figured a watering hole might be near       them. So maybe down there for a bit in the morning. But she was examining this       parkland, and there were a few friendly looking trees and bushes and things,       and she felt she        might have some space for a stay for a while. But the big Oak in the centre.       Probably a dryad up there. Probably even watching her now. Cautiously       surveying this Sprite which had dropped in unawares, and was roaming around       her turf. Dryads were friendly        enough, attuned to natue, an Water Sprites could always work up a chat with       Tree elementals. Lots to discuss. Always had been. Always would be. Miny       looked at the see-saw, climbed up it, and sat at the top, looking out at the       park. Lucy, she imagined,        was not going anywhere, and she had eternal time to kill. So what was the       gameplan, huh, sprite? Hang tight for a while, build up a bit of knowledge of       the local terrain, and surprise Lucy that way, feign innocence, and ask her to       show her this wonderful        world? Maybe she should do that now, and be so perfectly innocent. But that       was hardly the way of a sprite now, was it. Full of tricks. You never knew       what you were going to get. She lay down on top of the end of the see saw, and       fell asleep.       * * * * *       'She's obviously stupid,' said a male voice.       'You're stupid,' replied Minxy, rubbing her eyes, sitting up instantly.       'Yep, she's stupid sis,' said the blonde dryad.       The redheaded sister dryad looked at Minxy. 'Aww, what's the matter sprite?       Did you lose your way or something. Life can be hard. Too bad so sad. This is       our turf bitch. Better be careful if wanna rumble. We dryads, we got some cool       turf here, you see.        Nice parkland, and the other faerie folk have learned there lesson, you see.       Don't mess with Sparky and her brother Rumbles. We're tough, and we like the       good life, and can fight to defend bitch. What's your business.'       'Bite me matchstick,' said Minxy. 'No, stuff you. I'm going to settle here for       ages now. You have officially annoyed me.'       'She is a bit alright,' said Rumbles.       Sparky assessed her. 'You don't want no Sprites in your offspring do you       Rumby. No telling the kind of crazy kids which could come from this pretender.'       'I'm sharp as a tack,' said Minxy. She looked at Rumbles. 'Ooh, you are cute       aint'cha. Maybe baby.'       Rumbled gulped. 'Standard sprite? No nymph dryad in the blood?'       'Heaps,' replied Minxy. But she came clean. 'No, not really. Just a lot of       fun.'       'We fight hard,' said Sparky, bearing her fist. 'You might be cool?'       'Minxy,' replied Minxy.       'You might be cool, Minxy. 'But we like a lot of the landscape to ourselves.       Besides, how long is the stay?'       'Lucy lives that way a bit,' said Minxy.       'Yeh, been there once or twice,' said Rumbles, scratching his head. 'They're       coven is about to get properly started and stuff. Could be interesting.'       'Know her from aeons ago,' replied Minxy. 'This could be permanent on and off       again visitation territory.'       'Mmm,' said Sparky, scratching her chin, looking at Minxy. 'You have enough       fire in the belly, and Rumbles likes you. I could tell straight away.'       Minxy pulled out her knapsack. 'I have cake. Eat some with me.'       The faeries sat, and ate, and chatted, and the morning passed.       * * * * *       'Hermione Granger. She has a lesser intellect. Mere Gryffindor isn't she?'       queried Lucy Potter.       'You do have a penchant for dismissing Gryffindor's quite quickly, I have       noticed,' replied Shelandragh.       'Errggh. Seriously Shelandragh. Give me a break. Harry – he's an unusual       cousin. But his flaw, as is common throughout Gryffindorians, is that they are       heroes. Overcomers. True legends. Always dedicated to the spootlight, and       being the champions on the        scene. Courageous, brave, bold. Confronting evil, and they are oh so cool       about it. You know, it's all Gryffindor with the community. Harry Potter.       Hermione Granger. Ron Weasley. Bleh bleh bleh. I've met Hermione. Saw       potential. But in the end, there are        flaws. Dedicated to being good in the end. Learned and academic, and just a       tad proud about it. But oh so lacking severity of detail. It's more of, here I       am. I have studied this book 17 times. You are quite obviously far less       learned than my exemplary        effort. That's a Granger for you. Only so much fire in the belly. She passes       herself off as a good example, and the quintessential maiden of serene beauty       and intellectual prowess of Gryffindor triumph, but she lacks.'       'You're too proud Lucy,' replied Shelandragh. 'They do what they can.'       'I suppose,' said Lucy, biting into an apple. 'All things in God's good       creation have purpose and a being. Even a Gryffindor I suppose. Good as a       scullion kitchen hand in the long term I would imagine. Suitable passion to       accomplish that much in the        fulness of time.'       'You say this because?' queried Shelandragh.       'I see it all around,' replied Lucy. 'Day after day, I rock up at wizards and       witches throughout the community, there abode, and they've grown slack.       Disenchantd. Resting on their laurels. As if the debate has been settled, and       they've claimed the glory,        and have won the day. But there magic is second rate these days, and their       imagination severely lacking. And it's a malaise in Gryffindor. Resting on       their laurels. No longer an achiever. Claimed some glory, but did not persist       with the thing. Got over        really thinking life could go on with new possibilities.'       Shelandragh cut the sandwich she was making in half, and handed a slice to       Lucy, and they sat there, at the kitchen table in Lucy's aobde, quietly eating.       'New spells?' Lucy asked Shelandragh.       'A project,' replied Shelandragh. I've been researching a number of millennia       now.'       'Any hints?' asked Lucy, eyebrow raised.       'You have a guest in a nearby field,' said Shelandragh.              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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