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   Noahide to All   
   More Angels Saga Stories (1/3)   
   15 Sep 20 19:26:57   
   
   From: noahidebooksforever@gmail.com   
      
   Parting   
      
   'I'm not a lesbian,' said Katy.   
      
   'She just eats pussy. It's nothing serious,' said Taylor.   
      
   'Nothing wrong with a woman eating pussy,' said Daniel.   
      
   'I – don't – eat – pussy,' replied Katy. 'I'm a faithful pentecostal   
   born again biblical fundamentalist christian. I am straight.'   
      
   'Oh, she does use a strap on dildo occasionally as well,' replied Taylor.   
      
   'Kinky,' said Daniel.   
      
   'Disgusting,' replied Katy. 'You two are obscene.'   
      
   'But with men? Jesus. What won't she do,' said Taylor.   
      
   'Tell me about it,' replied Daniel.   
      
   'For starters, everything goes,' said Taylor. 'And she likes it rough as well.   
   Likes hot wax a lot as well.'   
      
   'Really,' said Daniel. 'I'll have to look into that.'   
      
   'I don't use wax,' replied Katy.   
      
   'She has a big thing for latex these days also,' said Taylor. 'All sorts of   
   videos on her PC with her and Kantriel getting up to some really crude   
   behaviour. Pretty sure it was Saruviel's cock I saw in the video as well.'   
      
   'Figures. She likes the beast a bit,' said Daniel.   
      
   'All lies!' exclaimed Katy.   
      
   'So what did you really find on her PC?' Daniel asked Taylor.   
      
   'Mainly lame pictures of her in christmas tree outfits. Really sad. And her   
   journal is so frikking conservative these days. Apostle Paul has more of a   
   lifestyle than Luladiel.'   
      
   'I'm not boring,' said Katy. 'I'm repentant. Something neither of you have   
   ever seriously considered.'   
      
   'I'll have a burger,' said Daniel to Kaladel, as she took their orders in the   
   Zaphon cafeteria. 'One for Katy too. But not too spicy. She might get aroused.'   
      
   'Hah hah hah. Very funny,' replied Luladiel.   
      
   'So it's you and Kantriel these days then, is it?' queried Daniel. 'The old   
   flame.'   
      
   'Yep,' replied Katy. 'Devuel is too obnoxious for me these days. Has a   
   pilgrimate mentality at the moment. Visiting sacred shrines everywhere. Wants   
   to be a well traveled and known Seraphim saint. Someone people can respect. A   
   good example. Too stuffy    
   for me these days. Kantriel is still regular. Conservative, but regular. What   
   I like.'   
      
   'You need a bit of the Danster,' said Daniel. 'I can get you going with some   
   actually interesting life.'   
      
   'You can?' queried Katy.   
      
   'Hmm,' smiled Cherubim Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly. 'Well, no. Probably not.'   
      
   'Why did you ask me out?' asked Katy.   
      
   'Farewell party. I'm leaving for somewhere,' replied Daniel. 'Me and a few of   
   the family members. We're going somewhere.'   
      
   'Oh, hope you enjoy your holiday,' said Katy.   
      
   'Yeh,' replied Daniel.   
      
   'How long will you be gone?' asked Taylor.   
      
   'Won't be coming back, actually,' said Daniel, stretching his arms, and taking   
   a sip of melit water.   
      
   'What? For a long time?' asked Taylor.   
      
   Daniel looked at Taylor. There was this look in his eyes. One of sorrow.   
      
   'I won't BE coming back Tails. It's forever, babe. Going forever.'   
      
   'Where?' asked Katy.   
      
   'Earth. Physical planet Earth. Me, Callodyn, Daniel and mum and dad.'   
      
   'Oh,' said Taylor. 'And we can't come?'   
      
   'No,' said Daniel. 'So this is a farewell party.'   
      
   'Right,' replied Taylor.   
      
   Daniel looked at Katy. 'Loved you. But some things weren't meant to be in the   
   end.'   
      
   Katy didn't say anything.   
      
   'Loved you too Tails. But destiny has other plans.'   
      
   Taylor didn't say anything.   
      
   'Ready?' asked God, suddenly in their presence.   
      
   Daniel stood.   
      
   'It's a strange destiny, eternal life. You never know what you are going to   
   get.'   
      
   And Daniel was gone, and a few years later Taylor and Katy had moved on from   
   him, because Daniel's were gone, and didn't really ever come back.   
      
   The End   
      
      
      
   PART TWO   
      
   INTERACTIVITY   
      
      
   Eternal Terra   
      
   'You'll be here a while,' said God to Cyril.   
      
   'How long?' Cyril asked him.   
      
   'About 7 centuries. Till Daniel has finished his sojourn of Earth acquisition.'   
      
   'His sojourn of Earthly Acquisition?' asked Cyril.   
      
   'Life in the physical is about acquisition,' said God. 'It establishes the   
   soul's eternal destiny with things of a nature that matter.'   
      
   'Why don't spiritual things matter?' asked Cyril.   
      
   'Because there is not much substance to their nature. Original spiritual   
   things,' replied God.   
      
   'And the physical creations start as things of matter? Of material substance?'   
   queried Cyril.   
      
   'They are physical, not spiritual. Atoms forming molecules forming.......well,   
   you know the rest. It's solid, and when it's spiritual counterpart comes into   
   being it is based on a thing which matters, which has a substance. This is the   
   shaping of the    
   soul's ultimate eternity. It's core assets acquired in life of things which   
   have a matter of substance. The spiritual creations of eternity – they are   
   minor in the end. Things which fade away, with no solidity in their design. No   
   real suffering of work    
   and creative sweat. These foundation stones create a raft of object based on   
   them as their foundation also, and depending on how much was produced,   
   indicating their popularity in the physical, and thus its spiritual strength,   
   the offspring product can be    
   greater.'   
      
   'I see,' replied Cyril.   
      
   'Some products go on. Some products with eternya based prayer supporting them.   
   You should know the cultural icons by now. Now Daniel has some time left in   
   life. Some physical time. It costs a biblical foundation which is quite   
   strong, in fact, very much    
   study, very much repentance, and very much endurance of physical suffering   
   early on to cope with the longer years of life. It's sort of how much a man   
   can take.'   
      
   'So we're here for a sojourn.'   
      
   'Collecting some items from the physical he lacks rights on in the eternal. I   
   have most of his acquisitions planned out,' replied the Theophany.   
      
   'And then?'   
      
   'Well Daniel's do sort of return to the realm in the end, and just like to be   
   dramatic about partings.'   
      
   'I suppose that's the way it is,' said Cyril.   
      
   'Truth to tell, I guess so,' replied God.   
      
   And the day passed.   
      
   The End   
      
      
   The World of the Giant Spiders   
      
      
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