XPost: soc.men, misc.survivalism   
   From: ampersand.the.great@gmail.com   
      
   On 04/12/2014 04:56 PM, Alex Vangel wrote:   
   > Hitler didn't have blonde hair or blue eyes because he had Jewish   
   > blood coursing through his veins. It's no surprise that the only   
   > human he ever killed in 56 years was the Kraut stooge who he saw in   
   > his shaving mirror. Hitler's Mein Kamf was ghost written by a Jewish   
   > Communist who was well compensated for having prison sex with der   
   > Fuherer. Hitler especially enjoyed being cornholed by socialist Jews   
   > in the ass.   
   >   
   > I want to be just like Hitler, but the Jews who fund my room and   
   > board won't allow me.   
   >   
   > Here are some quotes from Mein Kamf:   
   >   
   > "With the highest degree of obesity in the world, masses of people   
   > who can barely read or write and a general ability to believe   
   > anything repeated to them more than 3 times, the sausage eating, beer   
   > swilling people of Germany win the award for being tops in the   
   > categories of Fat, Stupid & Gullible. One day I will rule them all!   
   >   
   >   
   > Since all of us know know that the only road to immortality it to eat   
   > a steaming pile of my shit, It's time we started to manufacture it in   
   > huge piles for our personal consumption.   
   >   
   > White supremacists are known pedophiles and homosexuals and therefore   
   >  are natural subjects of my torture camps.   
   >   
   > I like taking fat juicy nigger cocks in my ass and mouth. The walls   
   > of my trailer are adorned with pictures of pedophilic sex with all   
   > kinds of children and I learned everything I know now when I was in   
   > prison and owned by several very virile black men. My Daddt also   
   > raped me several times as a child. Here is a list, which describes my   
   > passion for my fellow male homosexuals very well.   
   >   
   > 1: Kissing men. Kissing a man is still somehow more culturally   
   > erotic than kissing a woman, unless of course you are another woman.   
   > I mean look at straight audiences in movie-theatres when men kiss on   
   > screen. So when you kiss a man, and you are a man, you are pre-primed   
   > by culture to be having a more exciting time. And it is nice to   
   > tenderly and softly kiss a man. Not for me the hard kiss of would-be   
   > studs in leather-chaps.   
   >   
   > 2: Men's nipples. I love them. You sort of venture your way to find   
   > them, pretending to get lost on the way, just to add excitement and   
   > then your fingertips find those nice neat flat nubs and that is good,   
   > but even better is a bit of oral action when the tongue comes out to   
   > trace circles. I love the way men's nipples are often related to   
   > orgasm. A slight pinch or a rub at that crucial moment and   
   > ka-blooey!   
   >   
   > 3: Men's erections beneath their clothes, in underwear, under towels,   
   > in swimming briefs... well, just about anywhere. Then your job is to   
   > slowly, mouth-wateringly unwrap 'em. There is something so   
   > inexpressibly tender about male erections which is why I dislike   
   > American culture where the penis is a jackhammer. No, erections are   
   > sweet. And they are polite, because they're there because of you.   
   >   
   > 4: Men's butts. I love smooth butts, tight and small. It is the   
   > breast-thing transgfereed down and around the back or are breasts   
   > the butt think moved up and to the front. Either way a handfull is a   
   > handfull is a handfull. And becuse the male butt is a bisected piece   
   > this gives even greater pleasure. Remember peaches and the curves   
   > and crease. And hmm, what have we here between them..   
   >   
   > 5: Men's anus'. Such a secret little entry-way to the hidden palace   
   > of the king.It is nice going slowly towards them, taking your time,   
   > tickling the hair of the perineum on the way, pausing there and   
   > letting a finger tickle and lightly touch the under-ball hair and   
   > then burrow further in and reach your goal and a finger's slight   
   > entry between while your partner bucks a little and murmurs because   
   > it does feel so good.   
   >   
   > 6: Foreplay. I like that slow process. I also am inclined to like   
   > starting off without erection. Like you take your partner and they   
   > take you right from the beginning. There is something wonderful   
   > about witnessing that slow erection from soft to hard and shy to   
   > proud. And you go places. You pause on the Slopes of Kiss for hours.   
   > You loiter on the Oral Cliffs. You saunter along Stomach Flat, get   
   > lost in Darks Of Hair... It is yummy.   
   >   
   > 7: Mutual Masturbation. I love watching other men touch themselves   
   > so well while you are doing ditto and both helping the other out with   
   > a hand here, a finger there, a lick elsewhere. I love watching them   
   > come with the look on their faces that they never have any other   
   > time.   
   >   
   > 8: Oral sex. Well I'm into oral sex as part of the action, but never   
   > the whole game. I do love my tongue as it tongues delicately the   
   > dick. But me, well, I'm not really a 'do you swallow or spit' type   
   > boy because I seldom get there but when I do, I swallow and reach for   
   > that glass of water instantly. Oral sex as the whole game is inclined   
   > to be too much work and there are more interesting things to do.   
   >   
   > 9: Sodomy. Sodomy is fun, whether catching or pitching, giving or   
   > receiving, screwing or being screwed. Yoou can play games with power   
   > that are fun for most males because a male isn't meant to be screwed   
   > and you are being screwed or screwing. See what I mean when I say   
   > that gayness was almost more fun when it was illegal. It overlaid the   
   > whole process with connotations. So sodomy is often where you get the   
   > games with culture that make the sex more interesting. Then of course   
   > it feel fine... There is nothing like being screwed and the person   
   > screwing you MAKES you come and you don't even have to think about   
   > it. It is fun screwing someone and feeling them come from the other   
   > side. It is fun finding different ways of doing it because there and   
   > really there only are you locked together in one mass and loving it.   
   >   
   > 10: Towels. I love those white cotton towels that you use to mop up   
   > the come and wipe yourself down before snuggling up to go to sleep   
   > immediately because you are males and that is what males do.   
   >   
   >   
      
   all crap   
      
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